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So I can't come up with a name... any suggestions?
Also, I'm kinda a visual guy; could you post some images of the creatures we will be commanding?
And why isn't there a human unit we can purchase?
On that note, those giant mammoth things from the LotR movies would be awesome. And it should be possible to mount orcs on giant wolves and goblins on giant spiders. All horribly impractical (huge canids eat a lot more than horses for negligable tactical advantages, huge spiders are going to move very slowly after you've finished redesigning their skeletal structure to work at all), but cool. Plus it is really funny to imagine you people using giant spiders as draft animals.Also, I'm kinda a visual guy; could you post some images of the creatures we will be commanding?
We're supposed to be lords of darkness. If you want humans, relocate to Europe (or if you want a slightly easier time of it, Africa) and start enslaving some of the local population.Havok wrote:And why isn't there a human unit we can purchase?
That was stipulated in the OP.Crossroads can I assume that you're using your preferred 'only people who post in the thread actually appear' rule, so we don't have to imagine the effects of a few thousand random people flailing about?
We shall see if you are still smiling when only a third of your invasion scouts make it back from the south island. If you foolishly chose to pursue the matter, you will quickly find every single one of your farms burnt to ash by nocturnal raiding parties. Perhaps it is better that way, as your forces would do much better to abandon their false, weakling god and accept their true role as servants to the new Anseriform ruling class. If that has to be encouraged by your assassination, so be it.Zor wrote:Also, if Starglider and his Duckmen exist i have longterm plans for their eventual subjugation.
I'm setting up near where the Queen City is - Cincinnati. Easy transit, up to the mountains of eastern Ohio for Coal and such, and I can go downstream all the way to the Gulf.Samuel wrote:No one else wants the great plains?
Your time will come. Maybe the forward base is a bad idea, it would be better just to make full use of my manpower advantage and push development to shipbuilding and gunpowder weapons till i can produce sloops of war with Ursoid Marines and deny you the sea.Starglider wrote:We shall see if you are still smiling when only a third of your invasion scouts make it back from the south island. If you foolishly chose to pursue the matter, you will quickly find every single one of your farms burnt to ash by nocturnal raiding parties. Perhaps it is better that way, as your forces would do much better to abandon their false, weakling god and accept their true role as servants to the new Anseriform ruling class. If that has to be encouraged by your assassination, so be it.Zor wrote:Also, if Starglider and his Duckmen exist i have longterm plans for their eventual subjugation.
I guess I'm the only one familiar enough with California geology to know about Iron Mountain in northern California. About a two-hour walk from Redding.(unless Chewi knows of an Iron mine in the Cali area)
I'm pretty sure there are large numbers of settled people living there.MariusRoi wrote:I'm setting up near where the Queen City is - Cincinnati. Easy transit, up to the mountains of eastern Ohio for Coal and such, and I can go downstream all the way to the Gulf.Samuel wrote:No one else wants the great plains?
I'm still looking looking at my force structure.
Actually, the best bet would be to take control of China. They had a thing for immortal life... and we are offering it. Or you could try to become Emperor during on of the interdynasty periods.Solauren wrote:The N.A.U's best bet for World Domination is to get North America (and possibly South america) as completely under our control as possible before we make contact with the rest of the world.
Once Europe makes the mistake of knocking on our door, then we beat the holy hell out of them. Just make sure, for irony's sake, we PROPERLY Crucify the leadership of the Catholic church
Oi, do you people ever read?Samuel wrote:Of course, not being Chinese or speaking Mandarin prevents this from going anywhere.
Meanwhile, on the topic of Flyers, I have decided to go with Starglider's "Duckmen" flyers at the cost of 150-points a Flyer. Makes them expensive but still useful for scouting and recon an such as stated by Starglider.Crossroads Inc. wrote:Additional additional, Q has gifted you the ability to Speak, understand and write in any language you choose ala an Internal Babblefish. Further you can 'gift' all of your minions to speak two languages, presumably your primary tongue and one other. IN time your troops can learn other languages as well, but you will have to find proper teachers to teach them
It would be a great deal more geologically stable... I had always thought of setting up in Cali mostly because Id wanted to form a civilization near where San Francisco would eventually exist. That, and well, Cali is a nice place, love the forests and the coast and the ocean an all that... But you DO have a point, going to the east coast Puts us closer to more of the Countries resources, as most of the Coal and Iron IS on that side.CaptainChewbacca wrote:I guess I'm the only one familiar enough with California geology to know about Iron Mountain in northern California. About a two-hour walk from Redding.(unless Chewi knows of an Iron mine in the Cali area)
Perhaps we should be relocating to the Chesepeake area, if we want more coal and iron? Or to interact with Europe sooner?
Take Prince Edward Island in Canada.Raesene wrote:I'll not get a lot of troops and infrastructure, but some caribean island would be nice. A far eastern spice island, Madagascar or Mauritius would also be nice spots.
Positioning myself on islands, I'll need a lot of nagas so that they can rescue the crews of my failed attempts to build ships![]()
Details to follow...
At 75 times the cost of an orc they had better be able to carry some payload. In that case mine are going to look like giant swans with a roughly humanoid torso where the neck would normally be. That fits in with the human-top animal-bottom theme you have going and it's easier to make the aerodynamics and the physiology work. They should have a nominal weight of 180 kg, a length of 3.5 m (including tailfeathers), a wingspan of about 9m, a stall speed of about 20 knots, a top speed of about 100 knots, intercontinental range, and a payload of about 30-60 kg depending on how much they've eaten recently. Probably still need organic carbon fibre in the bones though. They will be quite intelligent and utterly convinced of their own superiority.Crossroads Inc. wrote:Meanwhile, on the topic of Flyers, I have decided to go with Starglider's "Duckmen" flyers at the cost of 150-points a Flyer. Makes them expensive but still useful for scouting and recon an such as stated by Starglider.
When looking for this island, one of the hits I found was an artcle in a german magazine, characterising the island as 'two beaches, and potato fields inbetween'.Solauren wrote:Take Prince Edward Island in Canada.Raesene wrote:I'll not get a lot of troops and infrastructure, but some caribean island would be nice. A far eastern spice island, Madagascar or Mauritius would also be nice spots.
Positioning myself on islands, I'll need a lot of nagas so that they can rescue the crews of my failed attempts to build ships![]()
Details to follow...
Absolutely wonderful area for fishing and farming.
You could become a major food supplier for the N.A.U
Much as I'd still love the Bay area and its climate and 'prettiness' You do have a point. So ok, If you want to draw up a good layout, I'll toss in my Forces to work together, taking a quick glance at Google earth, the site of Moderen Day SanduskyCaptainChewbacca wrote:It seems to me we'd probably do best to not do west coast or east coast, but the Great Lakes area. Plenty of fresh water, arable land, and resources.
Northern California/Bay Area is find, the earthquakes there generally are on a 1 bad one every 10 years schedule, which is managable.
Personally, I think if we're going long term, we start at the Great Lakes and gradually expand east to the chesepeake and south along the mississippi and tenessee river valleys.
Sitting on the Ohio, I'm closer to most of the coal iron and oil fields than you are (the Ohio is navigable to the southern end of most of the fields).Solauren wrote:Looks like I'm the iron baron of the N.A.U for now...
Hot springs are only going to be useful for sanitation and R&R. Just cover them with thick furs and hope they don't lose too much heat through ground conduction (or prepare to wear through a lot of leather snake-tail-covers).and someone whose half serpent will still want to stay as warm as possible... Hm, maybe theres some natural hotsprings in the area?
You truly have the makings of an evil overlord. I, on the other hand, intend to set myself up as a God to the natives. The fact that I have the ability to grant practical immortality doesn't hurtP.S I humbly request that Q polymorphs me into the same species as my flying troops, because it's going to be really hard to do a convicing Prince Vultan impression shouting up at them from the ground.