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Einy, the image quality of your latest pics suck, but when I squint I can see you've grown some facial hair. It looks very good.
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Now post a version that doesn't look like ass. :P
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Try showing your teeth? Or doing a narrower smile? Or a poker face?
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Adrian Laguna wrote:Einy, the image quality of your latest pics suck, but when I squint I can see you've grown some facial hair. It looks very good.
*thumbs up*
Now post a version that doesn't look like ass. :P
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:the Infamous Marina Photo Look, which despite my best efforts, according to all my friends, never actually changes.
Try showing your teeth? Or doing a narrower smile? Or a poker face?
Agreed. No teeth smiles are kinda ... creepy?
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havokeff wrote:
Agreed. No teeth smiles are kinda ... creepy?
I haven't smiled while showing my teeth in more than a decade, to the point where I've lost the muscles to do it. I always found smiling while showing your teeth to be extremely creepy, and nasty--it's like you want to take a bite out of the person who is taking a picture of you. If my closed-lipped smiles of secret contentment don't fancy you, well, don't ask me out.

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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I haven't smiled while showing my teeth in more than a decade, to the point where I've lost the muscles to do it. I always found smiling while showing your teeth to be extremely creepy, and nasty--it's like you want to take a bite out of the person who is taking a picture of you.
I think it varies from person to person. In some people it looks warm and friendly, in others it doesn't. In my case, it either looks fake, or makes me look like an unhinged loon, which is why I usually only smile for the camera when my family pesters me about it. That's in pictures though, I do show my teeth when I laugh out loud, and it seems a bit odd that you'd not even do that (as suggested by lacking the muscles).
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I'm with the Duchess. Teeth smiles are not friendly, they're predatory.
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Hawkwings wrote:I'm with the Duchess. Teeth smiles are not friendly, they're predatory.
Depends how, natural teeth smile look great on me, but I don't know how to do them consciously, and lips closed looks old, while unnatural teeth showing makes me look like Jack the ripper. (I'll demonstrate sometime, but all my natural teeth showing pictures are in print :P).
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:the Infamous Marina Photo Look, which despite my best efforts, according to all my friends, never actually changes.
You could, Y''know get someone else to take a picture, maybe when you're not waiting for it, at a different angle. Crazy idea, I know ;).
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
havokeff wrote:
Agreed. No teeth smiles are kinda ... creepy?
I haven't smiled while showing my teeth in more than a decade, to the point where I've lost the muscles to do it. I always found smiling while showing your teeth to be extremely creepy, and nasty--it's like you want to take a bite out of the person who is taking a picture of you. If my closed-lipped smiles of secret contentment don't fancy you, well, don't ask me out.
See, to me, I equate the teeth smile with laughter. To me a nice toothy smile seems more genuine. To me a big pearly white show means you really mean it. I'm not saying be 70's Joker, but let 'em show.
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havokeff wrote: See, to me, I equate the teeth smile with laughter. To me a nice toothy smile seems more genuine. To me a big pearly white show means you really mean it. I'm not saying be 70's Joker, but let 'em show.
You're talking to someone who to express humour frequently slaps her own thigh or the table rather than actually open her mouth. Or simply doubles up shaking, without actually making a noise but with a mirthful tight-lipped little grin on my face. I have to force any laughter at all.

It's certainly due to my history of being abused as a child and total lack of personal interaction before the past few years, and it's not related to autism (I'm actually quite extroverted in person, and a natural storyteller)--I'm an extremely good read on others--but I had to lie about myself for so long that it was psychologically internalized to the point where though I do emote normally, I don't do it in ways a stranger would immediately recognize, and most actual emotional expresses more in line with human behavioural norms on my part are entirely fake, simply forced to add more understanding from others. Particularly laughter.

Anyway, the smile to me seems to hint that I know something you don't--and most of the time when interacting with people, I do, as I'm far more intelligent than they are.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote: Anyway, the smile to me seems to hint that I know something you don't--and most of the time when interacting with people, I do, as I'm far more intelligent than they are.
Oh, well CLEARLY. :wink:
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I don't think Dillon has a body. I think he is just a floating set of shoulders and head. :D
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He's really lost weight, too. Good on him. Unless he has a tapeworm, which is cheating.

Also, I always read his name in an Arnie voice and add "you sunuva bitch" on the end.
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Zuul wrote:He's really lost weight, too. Good on him. Unless he has a tapeworm, which is cheating.

Also, I always read his name in an Arnie voice and add "you sunuva bitch" on the end.
I was more commenting on the fact that he mostly just takes pictures of his head and shoulders, but yeah... that could work too. :D
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Hawkwings wrote:I'm with the Duchess. Teeth smiles are not friendly, they're predatory.
I refer to it as a carnivore showing an honest face.
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Okay Dillon, about those shirtless pics... :twisted:
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Hawkwings wrote:I'm with the Duchess. Teeth smiles are not friendly, they're predatory.
I refer to it as a carnivore showing an honest face.
Bingo. Now you know why I like smiling toothy :twisted: */me continues eating his meat loaf*
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Hawkwings wrote:I'm with the Duchess. Teeth smiles are not friendly, they're predatory.
I refer to it as a carnivore showing an honest face.
Hah! I think you just channeled Mart Twain right there.
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Adrian Laguna wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Hawkwings wrote:I'm with the Duchess. Teeth smiles are not friendly, they're predatory.
I refer to it as a carnivore showing an honest face.
Hah! I think you just channeled Mart Twain right there.
actually it's from Three Penny Opera.

See the Shark has teeth like razors
all can see his honest face
now macheath has just got his knife
but he doesn't keep in an obvious place.

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Academia Nut wrote:That's because it was about 20C at the time the picture was taken, the snow being the result of a freak storm in the middle of April, so that was just an amusing set of pictures taken to show just how weird our weather is that we could get enough snow for it to stick around and for it to still be warm enough for me to be bare foot and in short and shirts shovelling it a few days later.
Word to this, we chilled later in the day in our spring casual. If you want to see how it was a few days earlier, I have a picture of my front yard a page or two before that.
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Damien, you too (the sexing up part, not the WMD-building part. You can help me make swords) :D

Fisher, nice beard and nice gun, even if it's a bit TacticLOL. At least you have the good taste not to make it a Rooney Gun.
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Thanks Ein, and I can't stand iron sights, that's why I use a red dot.
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Einy looks good with facial hair and muscle.
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max looks like my brother Alex
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:max looks like my brother Alex
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Not cousin Step-Brother to be exact, how has to deal with his own half brother being his stepdaughter's boss....
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Oh man, I am so glad I'm not the only one who went through the Stamp 'Luke' On Your Forehead phase of life. Thankfully I managed to secure and burn every picture taken of me during that time.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

You look awesome, DF. Damien, you, Loki, and your sis look like a fun bunch! Pounder, the Hawk looks cyuooooote! Zeddy, you look snappy and sexy as ever, yum :)
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