A RAR! thread about making a RAR! movie, with one of your RAR! senareos for a script?Zor wrote:A movie about the nations of Earth being offered membership into a alien federation, at the cost of putting heavy regulations on monotheistic religion.
Now this is good. Or maybe a series involving a lone hero with a Sex Watch. And then the horrors of Sex Watch proliferation! And the hilarity of malfunctioning Sex Watches!A movie involving Sex Watches hitting the Market, done in the manner of British Comedies.
Hrm. A Fast Times at SDnet High would be better. A total brutal deconstruction of your typical teenager highschool chick flick? Yes. With someone like the Duchess of Zeon as the protagonist, with her castrating the guy who misinforming advertisements have labeled as the romantic interest, much to the audience's horror? Yes. Hrm, and Rye as another protagonist, a crossdresser who, in this case, actually looks hot in women's clothes, leading to the audiences getting confused as fuck? Yes. Maybe aerius being a horny tool and then getting his comeuppance as J does to him what those Amazon Aliens did to Fry and Zap Brannigan in Futurama, in that snu-snu episode? Yes.Anthromorphise the boards culture, we have the HAB, who are going all 300 with giant nuclear powered tanks with gundams as Persians, me constantly creating vast cockamaimy hippothetacle scenarios (RAR!), Stark being a jerk with insanely high standards, fundies getting their asses kicked and Mike Wong watching over all of us, that is when he is not walking his dog, playing with his kids or watching porn and having sex with his wife. We gotta be able to get a plot out of it.
Rye's horror idea could be incorporated to this in a fun way. Like that Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie. Maybe Rye can play the monster, namely a transvestite who can be killed only by a silver dildo. Or Einy. No, Rye is the crossdressing protagonist who must stop Ein, who was once his good friend and lover. The scene where Rye has to shove that silver dildo into Einy, thus killing him, will be the most dramatic scene in cinematic history. Ever.
Yes.Zor