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Don't mess with Aunt May.

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Disclaimer: This spoils the most awesome two pages of Sensational Spider-Man #31, so don't scroll down if you plan to read that issue.

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Er, yeah. Don't mess with Aunt May. Ever.
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Holy fucking shit! :shock: That old bat's hardcore!

So, what, the Chameleon's dead now in that universe?
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I'd be LMAO if my brother weren't asleep. (Got another double truck night, yay....)

The Spidey villains will never let Chameleon live that one down.... 8)
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WOW, Aunt May is too cool for school.
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Holy! :shock:

Yikes. *pulls out recorder*

Note to self, do not piss that woman off!
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Y'know, she was herald to Galactus for a while.
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Seeing as I don't follow comics, how long has Aunt May known about Peter being Spiderman?
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LaserRifleofDoom wrote:Seeing as I don't follow comics, how long has Aunt May known about Peter being Spiderman?
Quite a while...but at this point, Peter has just recently revealed his secret identity to the world, which is why the Chameleon and a bunch of other supervillains are going after Aunt May and Mary Jane.

Mary Jane has apparently taken down Chameleon with a baseball bat before according to Wikipedia. Poor guy, keeps getting beaten up by Peter's women :lol:
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The comic author mixed up their poisons - arsenic is tasteless and slow.
Almond tasting and fast is cyanide - and this is mentioned in so many movies and TV shows and stories that it should be well known to the authors and editors of comics.
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B5B7 wrote:The comic author mixed up their poisons - arsenic is tasteless and slow.
Almond tasting and fast is cyanide - and this is mentioned in so many movies and TV shows and stories that it should be well known to the authors and editors of comics.
Actually, does anyone else get 'The Landlady' vibes from this little thing? It seems disturbingly similar.

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There's later pannels that show that she just was screwing with Chamelon, and actually hit him with some of MJ's sleeping medication in the cookies.
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B5B7, Aunt May said that the taste was from almond extract; the medication was Ambien.

*then imagines if she'd actually used cyanide* :shock:
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Hey... at least he got a warm sweater out of the deal...
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Erik von Nein wrote: So, what, the Chameleon's dead now in that universe?
As said above...Aunt May just said it was Arsenic so she could see the look on his face (yes, she's that mean). It was actually sleeping medication.

Too bad; I would have found it funnier if she had actually put Arsenic in ;)
Almond tasting and fast is cyanide
Okay, how can anyone possibly know that?
Was some Darwin Award Winner's last words "Mmm, tastes like almonds!" *thud*?


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Red and gold costume... damn, I haven't been paying attention for a while.

Just for the record, the Chameleon from the Spider-Man animated series was much more badass.
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Battlehymn Republic wrote:Red and gold costume... damn, I haven't been paying attention for a while.

Just for the record, the Chameleon from the Spider-Man animated series was much more badass.
And it's made by Tony Stark, no less. :D
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Praxis wrote:<snip>
Almond tasting and fast is cyanide
Okay, how can anyone possibly know that?
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Because its possible to slowly build up an immunity to cyanide, thats how.
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Elheru Aran wrote:
Battlehymn Republic wrote:Red and gold costume... damn, I haven't been paying attention for a while.

Just for the record, the Chameleon from the Spider-Man animated series was much more badass.
And it's made by Tony Stark, no less. :D
And has some niffty features to. But man that was cool. But didn't Her and MJ do something to another villian a while back that had broken into their apartment?
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Does this take place in their apartment in Stark Tower?

You'd hope that Tony Stark would have better security.
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Tsyroc wrote:Does this take place in their apartment in Stark Tower?

You'd hope that Tony Stark would have better security.
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Her expression as she holds up that sweater is priceless.

Too bad she grew her hair back. It looked better on her short.
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Aratech wrote:Holy! :shock:

Yikes. *pulls out recorder*

Note to self, do not piss that woman off!
Does that mean she's studied "Arsnick and Old Lace" and "The Little Girl who lives down the lane"?
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Elheru Aran wrote:
Battlehymn Republic wrote:Red and gold costume... damn, I haven't been paying attention for a while.

Just for the record, the Chameleon from the Spider-Man animated series was much more badass.
And it's made by Tony Stark, no less. :D
Does this mean then that we'll see multiple variations of Spidey's costume? :)
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and at least two of them that will destroy your central nervous system or drive you crazy.
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The Iron Spider costume isn't going to last long now that Parker and Stark are on the outs, the word is that we are seeing a return to the black costume around the time of the film coming out.
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