Darth Vader vs the Alpha Quadrant

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-07-23 11:38pm

And the moron feddies would probably still respond to hails even after he'd choked the life out of every captain he does it to

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-07-23 11:49pm

I think Vader said of the Federation: "They are as clumsy as they are stupid."

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-07-26 01:50pm

Stravo wrote:I think Vader said of the Federation: "They are as clumsy as they are stupid."

They have failed for the last time

your appology excepted (Fed Captain now writhing on the floor)

Lord_Vader · Post by **Lord_Vader** » 2002-07-28 08:19pm

Perhaps I can answer this question...hahaha. I couldnt help it since my name for this forum is Vader. Well think about it...with his sith powers he could simply have people believe he isnt around or if anyone attempted to do anything he can use the Force to simply absorb their life energy...kinda like how it was done in that horrible book New Rebellion or whatever it was called. Hahaha I liked the part about modifying the warp core so it wouldnt keep exploding.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-07-29 12:33pm

Vader chokes the captain. Vader then lightsabres the first person to pull a phaser, then kills the first officer, then the guy at tactical, then the ops officer. At which point, he gives the helmsman and the rest of the bridge crew a harsh choice; serve or die.
Action #1 on Lord Vader's To Do list is to smash up the transporters and jettison all the dickwad shuttles and escape pods off the ship, so there's no obvious means of escape for his new crew. Inevitably, some cowboys in the crew who think they're Kirk's great-grandchildren are going to try to wrest power from the Dark Lord. Upon stopping their little game, Vader could perhaps do that really cool "force-levitation/choking/neck-snap" thing from TIE Fighter to the culprits, with the ship's PA system broadcasting the whole thing to the terrified crew.
Eventually, Vader's Enterprise will meet another SF ship. With all power to the shields, Vader could just force-choke the other ship's command crew one after the other, and rinse and repeat as crewmen come to the bridge to releive their fallen comrades, until there's either nobody left qualified to control the ship, or they all simply give up trying. Vader could then
search for potential Quislings on the second ship willing to follow his lead. Or he could simply rig the other ship to fly under remote control, and go and look for something big and impressive to smash it into. A Starbase, perhaps.
Things continue in this vein until everything in the galaxy is either under Vader's personal control or a smoking, pockmarked ruin. A merry time is had by all (well, by absolutely nobody at all, except Vader. But hey, he's satisfied).

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-30 12:17am

A merry time is had by all (well, by absolutely nobody at all, except Vader. But hey, he's satisfied).

Hey! We have a merry time, as we're watching aforementioned pointless destruction on tv.

Vapthorne · Post by **Vapthorne** » 2002-07-30 01:17am

This thread and an old Vader-website had just given me an interesting idea for a ST/SW fanfic.

Excuse me while I cackle evily.