Jake 99 Ban Poll
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- Kamakazie Sith
- Emperor's Hand
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Worry not, I'm sure he'll be around for at least ten days after the last vote is cast here.aerius wrote:Agreed. I think he's still got a few good posts left in him. And I'd like to see him get whacked around a bit more.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Not yet! He still has potential for more comedy!
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Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
- CaptainChewbacca
- Browncoat Wookiee
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ROFL!Wicked Pilot wrote:Away with him! Give us Barabbas!
Keep him, he hardly posts. Has he been anywhere except his own thread?
Stuart: The only problem is, I'm losing track of which universe I'm in.
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
Err?
Whenever I click the linky I see a login announcement. I'm logged in so is that in some super-secret über forum? Or am I just stupid?
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- CaptainChewbacca
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Re: Err?
Its in the HoS. If you can read this thread, no reason you shouldn't read the other.HSRTG wrote:Whenever I click the linky I see a login announcement. I'm logged in so is that in some super-secret über forum? Or am I just stupid?
Stuart: The only problem is, I'm losing track of which universe I'm in.
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
- Stuart Mackey
- Drunken Kiwi Editor of the ASVS Press
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Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
Jean Omer Marie Gabriel Monnet
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Jean Omer Marie Gabriel Monnet
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- CaptainChewbacca
- Browncoat Wookiee
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Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Stuart: The only problem is, I'm losing track of which universe I'm in.
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
- The Dark
- Emperor's Hand
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Yes, but he's more for comedy value (i.e. I'm fairly certain he's somebody's sock puppet), rather than being some sort of eccentric religious person.CaptainChewbacca wrote:Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
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- Stuart Mackey
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We have such a poster, and I tell you this in confidence... In fact, the entire Admin is under the influence of this 'Jesus Christ' , which is why he hasnt been banned. The power of the divine clouds everything.CaptainChewbacca wrote:Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
Jean Omer Marie Gabriel Monnet
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- Perseid
- Padawan Learner
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What the, I thought this guy would have been long gone by now, especially with his delusions of grandeur (sp?).
Whislt he was funny at first now it's just become the same shit over and over again.
In all honesty if I ever met someone like this I'd laugh at them for a while, and then if they decided to continue then I'd just have to go to them in private and bash their head repeatedly against a solid object to dry to drive some sense into them.
Whislt he was funny at first now it's just become the same shit over and over again.
In all honesty if I ever met someone like this I'd laugh at them for a while, and then if they decided to continue then I'd just have to go to them in private and bash their head repeatedly against a solid object to dry to drive some sense into them.
- Lord Pounder
- Pretty Hate Machine
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Keep him, sure he's a moron but isn't mockery of stupid people what we do best. The Twinkie God keeps it to one thread and i consider it the 2nd most entertaining thing on the boards i visit. The most entertainign thing being TK's Minefield and Julian threatening to have the whole board arrested for harassment.
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- Ford Prefect
- Emperor's Hand
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I haven't yet voted; I'm waiting for his next post this afternoon. If it shows promise, I'll vote nay; if it continues the staleing trend, I'll vote aye.
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- The Spartan
- Sith Marauder
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He was facinating at first but his broken record schizophrenia is getting annoying. Besides he's defaming Monty Python with that picture of him holding his "mighty sword." Thus, as the Messiah, I recommend the following course of action:
Scourge him.
Beat him.
Nail him to a cross.
Let him writhe in agony for so many hours that he dies.
From exhaustion.
Then stab him in the ribs with a really long spear.
Just to be sure.
Alternatively we can make him live off of Twinkies, he is the Twinkie Messiah after all.
Sir, isn't that exceedingly cruel?
Hmmm.... yeah, I suppose so. You're right as always Sergeant Major. Just stick with the initial plan.
Scourge him.
Beat him.
Nail him to a cross.
Let him writhe in agony for so many hours that he dies.
From exhaustion.
Then stab him in the ribs with a really long spear.
Just to be sure.
Alternatively we can make him live off of Twinkies, he is the Twinkie Messiah after all.
Sir, isn't that exceedingly cruel?
Hmmm.... yeah, I suppose so. You're right as always Sergeant Major. Just stick with the initial plan.
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Soy un perdedor.
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- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
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To Jake99:
Get outta here ya useless damnfool commie loser.
Get outta here ya useless damnfool commie loser.
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I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Lord Revan
- Emperor's Hand
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He's more useless then shorts in winter typical winter in Finland around 0 degrees (Celsius) at the warmest days even colder most of the time, ban him.
I may be an idiot, but I'm a tolerated idiot
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Oh wait, that's marijuana..."Einhander Sn0m4n
- Civil War Man
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I agree that the thread should be kept as a memento to future generations of SDNers, but it should also be locked upon resolution of this vote to prevent it from becoming a +1 thread.Dakarne wrote:Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.
Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.
- Lord Zentei
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Or: place it in the Parting Shots forum along with the ban poll for all to see.Civil War Man wrote:I agree that the thread should be kept as a memento to future generations of SDNers, but it should also be locked upon resolution of this vote to prevent it from becoming a +1 thread.Dakarne wrote:Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.
Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Manus Celer Dei
- Jedi Master
- Posts: 1486
- Joined: 2005-01-01 06:30pm
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Since in testing a while ago he was adovcating nun hentai, I can guess exactly how he's gained power...Stuart Mackey wrote:We have such a poster, and I tell you this in confidence... In fact, the entire Admin is under the influence of this 'Jesus Christ' , which is why he hasnt been banned. The power of the divine clouds everything.CaptainChewbacca wrote:Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
As for Jake99, I say ban. He stopped being funny very quickly.
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