Jake 99 Ban Poll

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Ban the little delusional twat?

Poll ended at 2005-08-24 09:32pm

Ban him
20
13%
Ban him lots
12
8%
Super plus double-good ban him
77
48%
Don't ban, the childeren need to learn about morons someday
45
28%
No opinion
5
3%
 
Total votes: 159

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Post by Kamakazie Sith »

I just find him irritating. He reminds me too much of conspiracy theory morons.

His lies about emailing his documents are/should be more than enough to ban his ass.
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aerius wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Not yet! He still has potential for more comedy!
Agreed. I think he's still got a few good posts left in him. And I'd like to see him get whacked around a bit more.
Worry not, I'm sure he'll be around for at least ten days after the last vote is cast here. :wink:
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Lord Wong seems to enjoy smacking him around.

I must admit, it's funny to watch.

However, that being said, we don't keep the Sweep's nice and shiny for nothing
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Away with him! Give us Barabbas!
ROFL!

Keep him, he hardly posts. Has he been anywhere except his own thread?
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Err?

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Whenever I click the linky I see a login announcement. I'm logged in so is that in some super-secret über forum? Or am I just stupid?
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Re: Err?

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HSRTG wrote:Whenever I click the linky I see a login announcement. I'm logged in so is that in some super-secret über forum? Or am I just stupid?
Its in the HoS. If you can read this thread, no reason you shouldn't read the other.
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Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
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Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?
Yes, but he's more for comedy value (i.e. I'm fairly certain he's somebody's sock puppet), rather than being some sort of eccentric religious person.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?
We have such a poster, and I tell you this in confidence... In fact, the entire Admin is under the influence of this 'Jesus Christ' , which is why he hasnt been banned. The power of the divine clouds everything.
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Post by Perseid »

What the, I thought this guy would have been long gone by now, especially with his delusions of grandeur (sp?).

Whislt he was funny at first now it's just become the same shit over and over again.
In all honesty if I ever met someone like this I'd laugh at them for a while, and then if they decided to continue then I'd just have to go to them in private and bash their head repeatedly against a solid object to dry to drive some sense into them.
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Post by Pcm979 »

Give him a few more days. People were calling for his ban a day or so ago, but wiser heads prevailed and we got the Fish Picture and the hallowed Court Documents! What other gems might he contain?
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Keep him, sure he's a moron but isn't mockery of stupid people what we do best. The Twinkie God keeps it to one thread and i consider it the 2nd most entertaining thing on the boards i visit. The most entertainign thing being TK's Minefield and Julian threatening to have the whole board arrested for harassment.
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I think he's funny. He believes he could take on the Emperor in single combat, and win :) . Personally, I'd pay money to see that. And the then there was the twinkie bridge, which was sheer brilliance in itself.

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49 to 28? Come on, disciples of the Twinkie Messiah! Cast your votes!
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I haven't yet voted; I'm waiting for his next post this afternoon. If it shows promise, I'll vote nay; if it continues the staleing trend, I'll vote aye.
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He was facinating at first but his broken record schizophrenia is getting annoying. Besides he's defaming Monty Python with that picture of him holding his "mighty sword." Thus, as the Messiah, I recommend the following course of action:
Scourge him.
Beat him.
Nail him to a cross.
Let him writhe in agony for so many hours that he dies.
From exhaustion.
Then stab him in the ribs with a really long spear.
Just to be sure.

Alternatively we can make him live off of Twinkies, he is the Twinkie Messiah after all.
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He's more useless then shorts in winter typical winter in Finland around 0 degrees (Celsius) at the warmest days even colder most of the time, ban him.
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Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.

Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.
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Dakarne wrote:Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.

Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.
I agree that the thread should be kept as a memento to future generations of SDNers, but it should also be locked upon resolution of this vote to prevent it from becoming a +1 thread.
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Post by Lord Zentei »

Civil War Man wrote:
Dakarne wrote:Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.

Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.
I agree that the thread should be kept as a memento to future generations of SDNers, but it should also be locked upon resolution of this vote to prevent it from becoming a +1 thread.
Or: place it in the Parting Shots forum along with the ban poll for all to see.
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Stuart Mackey wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?
We have such a poster, and I tell you this in confidence... In fact, the entire Admin is under the influence of this 'Jesus Christ' , which is why he hasnt been banned. The power of the divine clouds everything.
Since in testing a while ago he was adovcating nun hentai, I can guess exactly how he's gained power...:P

As for Jake99, I say ban. He stopped being funny very quickly.
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Post by Pcm979 »

After his latest bout of verbal diarrhea, I'm changing my vote.
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We're overdue for a messiah hanging. I say crucify him! That is, ban him lots.
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