OT: The Make a Wish Game!
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OT: The Make a Wish Game!
Ok here is the scenario: Upon cleaning out your decrepit grandmothers attic, you stumble across a dark blue bottle buried deep within a tattered box of antiques. As you pick the bottle up to examine the illegible engravings, you lose you grip and send the glittering decanter tumbling to the floor. Upon impact you hear a deafening explosion as pieces of midnight-blue porcelean go flying everywhere.
You shield your eyes out of reflex, and when you look up again you see large Djinn stading where the bottle made contact with the floor. He informs you with a dagger-toothed grin that you shall recieve 1 wish as your reward for freeing him from his prison. All you have to do is ask him for anything your heart desires and it wll instantl be yours. The only limit to his powers is that you may not ask for more wishes, and you must wish for something. You cannot risk offending this mystical being by refusing his gift.
so as you stand with your hand to your chin, you ponder the new development
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the way the game works is that as each poster comes into the thread, they have to think of a way for the Djinn to screw over the previous posters wish. Example: someone asks for eternal life, so the Dinn grants them that then has them convicted to a life sentence in jail. Ya know, that kinda crap.
So after you think of a creative way to destroy the previous posters wish, you then ask for your own wish. and the cycle keeps, ummm cycling. lather rinse repeat.
but try to keep it fun and creative... don't imediately look for a way to beat the system or turn it into some logical paradox. just keep it light it's better that way.
ok i'll start: I wish that I had the ability to shoot laser beams from my eyes on command
now someone screw that wish over and then wish for something yourself
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You shield your eyes out of reflex, and when you look up again you see large Djinn stading where the bottle made contact with the floor. He informs you with a dagger-toothed grin that you shall recieve 1 wish as your reward for freeing him from his prison. All you have to do is ask him for anything your heart desires and it wll instantl be yours. The only limit to his powers is that you may not ask for more wishes, and you must wish for something. You cannot risk offending this mystical being by refusing his gift.
so as you stand with your hand to your chin, you ponder the new development
.....
the way the game works is that as each poster comes into the thread, they have to think of a way for the Djinn to screw over the previous posters wish. Example: someone asks for eternal life, so the Dinn grants them that then has them convicted to a life sentence in jail. Ya know, that kinda crap.
So after you think of a creative way to destroy the previous posters wish, you then ask for your own wish. and the cycle keeps, ummm cycling. lather rinse repeat.
but try to keep it fun and creative... don't imediately look for a way to beat the system or turn it into some logical paradox. just keep it light it's better that way.
ok i'll start: I wish that I had the ability to shoot laser beams from my eyes on command
now someone screw that wish over and then wish for something yourself
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Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
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eaiser?
I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you.
OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die.
but word gets out to thier family that all of thier deaths are due to your wish. Driven insane with grief, a small mob of SD.net poster's family members storm your house and drag you into the street in the middle of the night.
you proceed to be beaten within an inch of your life before being thrown into a prison to be someone prag for the rest of your life.
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see how the game works now?
ok, I wish I had the power to fly like superman
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I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you.
OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die.
but word gets out to thier family that all of thier deaths are due to your wish. Driven insane with grief, a small mob of SD.net poster's family members storm your house and drag you into the street in the middle of the night.
you proceed to be beaten within an inch of your life before being thrown into a prison to be someone prag for the rest of your life.
...
see how the game works now?
ok, I wish I had the power to fly like superman
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Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
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No, it doesn't do anything to their wish. They just instantly die when they make it.Strider119 wrote:eaiser?
I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you.
OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die.
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[quote="Strider119"]ok, I wish I had the power to fly like superman[this'll be fun.
Stride, Allow me to introduce you to how the HAB deals with flying people not in aircraft.
The Djinn grants you the power to fly, but upon granting said wish you are teleported over a top secret nuke site in the former soviet union. Can you say ZSU?
Okay, Djinn. I wish I had my very own M-60!
Stride, Allow me to introduce you to how the HAB deals with flying people not in aircraft.
The Djinn grants you the power to fly, but upon granting said wish you are teleported over a top secret nuke site in the former soviet union. Can you say ZSU?
Okay, Djinn. I wish I had my very own M-60!
Thread Starter and the Laser beam...
Either...
You give the 'Command' by closing you eyes, yes blinking counts, and closing your eyes is the command even if you do not really want to.
Or
In making it so that your eyes are no Laser Beams on Command you are blind.
Flying Like Superman...
Thats a Hard one let me think... You can fly like Superman and so like Superman it is on a Planet that is not your own Birth Planet, and so your transported to another Planet with no way home....
As for my Wish, hmm this is difficult let me see... Ahh i wish to be a Mage, much like those from D&D.
Either...
You give the 'Command' by closing you eyes, yes blinking counts, and closing your eyes is the command even if you do not really want to.
Or
In making it so that your eyes are no Laser Beams on Command you are blind.
Flying Like Superman...
Thats a Hard one let me think... You can fly like Superman and so like Superman it is on a Planet that is not your own Birth Planet, and so your transported to another Planet with no way home....
As for my Wish, hmm this is difficult let me see... Ahh i wish to be a Mage, much like those from D&D.
From a review of the two Towers.... 'As for Gimli being comic relief, what if your comic relief had a huge axe and fells dozens of Orcs? That's a pretty cool comic relief. '
You now are the proud owner of a M-60 That is a Motorway the M60 just outside manchester Okay I am not sure where the M60 goes to but hay that dosn't matter... Congratulations you are responsible for it's maintenence of course.Chardok wrote:
Okay, Djinn. I wish I had my very own M-60!
(M60 Manchester Outer Ring Road,)
From a review of the two Towers.... 'As for Gimli being comic relief, what if your comic relief had a huge axe and fells dozens of Orcs? That's a pretty cool comic relief. '
when you fuck someone's wish, you 'posed ta make one of yer ownSkelron wrote:You now are the proud owner of a M-60 That is a Motorway the M60 just outside manchester Okay I am not sure where the M60 goes to but hay that dosn't matter... Congratulations you are responsible for it's maintenence of course.Chardok wrote:
Okay, Djinn. I wish I had my very own M-60!
(M60 Manchester Outer Ring Road,)
I did above Chardock I started writing and while I was writing you posted, so I need to fuck your wish up in a second post...
I wished to be Mage as in D&D
I wished to be Mage as in D&D
From a review of the two Towers.... 'As for Gimli being comic relief, what if your comic relief had a huge axe and fells dozens of Orcs? That's a pretty cool comic relief. '
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That's fine ... you are still responsible for thier death and the family members still throw you in jail and you still become a prag. just take a couple words out of my other post and its all good...Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, it doesn't do anything to their wish. They just instantly die when they make it.Strider119 wrote:eaiser?
I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you.
OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die.
Ok the Djinn makes you a mage similar to the ones in Dungeons & Dragons ... with one little problem.Skelron wrote:As for my Wish, hmm this is difficult let me see... Ahh i wish to be a Mage, much like those from D&D.
The mystical nature of your abilities results in a sort of "magical radiation" that irradiates from your body. Anyone who comes close to you for more than 5 min dies, and also the ever seeping mana power from your pores has left you disfigured and sterile. It seems that a human frame cannot house such mystical and awesome power, and now that your life span has been severely shortened to about 6 months, you decide to spend your remaining days attempting to harness these random and unpredictable abilities in self imposed exile for fear of hurting innocent people.
you die alone and miserable as you never have a chance to properly control the magic within you
I wish I had a turkey sandwich
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Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
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You get a pair of the biggest floppiest boobs ever....Jessie Stamos wrote:I wish for a pair of big floppy breasts of my very own.
approximately 600 feet wide. And filled with malignant tumors. You die within hours of your wish in horrible pain.
I wish I hit the lotto and won 1 billion dollars
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Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
She/They do. Unfortunately they love you so much and don't want you to get any less manly then you already are so she/they kill you.Thirdfain wrote:I wish I could make any woman I chose fall deeply in love with me.
I wish for omnipotence, with the one exception of doing anything that is logically impossible.
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Why would I let myself go insane?Jessie Stamos wrote:You get it, and go insane from the power overload.neoolong wrote: I wish for omnipotence, with the one exception of doing anything that is logically impossible.
Which is just badass. I'd do that anyway.You end up using the power to re-enact classic episodes of A-Team by animating corpses to play all the parts.
Which promptly falls on you.I wish for China.
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ok you get jedi powers and you are locked in a room full of ensigns wearing redshirtsJessie Stamos wrote:I'll assume re-enacting A-Team is your wish.
Unfortunately you find that even fake Mr. T's are greater than omnipotent...somehow. You get your ass tossed helluva far.
And I wish to be a Jedi locked in an arena with 100 Redshirt Ensigns.
unfortunately they are all named superman and silver surfer
yeah, you die helluva quick
I wish I was the greatest basketball player ever
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Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's on the detention level
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
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