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Good Bye (Terrible Joke)

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Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
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not funny, even as a joke.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Not like ADD boy here can go through with it anyway.
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Death from the Sea wrote:not funny, even as a joke.
Once again, ladies and gentlemen... darthdavid.

Hopefully, his next performance won't be for a while.
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darthdavid wrote:Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
Just remember, it's down the road, not across the street.

Have a very nice day.
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If this is an AFD joke, I suggest you bail out right now, because otherwise you're going to find yourself in front of the Senate.
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RedImperator wrote:If this is an AFD joke, I suggest you bail out right now, because otherwise you're going to find yourself in front of the Senate.
Seconded; don't do anything stupid, David.
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darthdavid wrote:Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
Is this before or after you post about your horrible life on Myspace? Is this before or after you go hang out with your fellow emo-fags at Denny's for nine hours until you get kicked out because the only thing anyone ordered was a banana milkshake? Is this before or after you break down crying after blowing your load in --=sXebUnnY=-- because you realize her cold, obese embrace cannot bring you solace in this cruel, cruel world?

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Uraniun235 wrote:
darthdavid wrote:Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
Is this before or after you post about your horrible life on Myspace? Is this before or after you go hang out with your fellow emo-fags at Denny's for nine hours until you get kicked out because the only thing anyone ordered was a banana milkshake? Is this before or after you break down crying after blowing your load in --=sXebUnnY=-- because you realize her cold, obese embrace cannot bring you solace in this cruel, cruel world?

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JME2 wrote:
RedImperator wrote:If this is an AFD joke, I suggest you bail out right now, because otherwise you're going to find yourself in front of the Senate.
Seconded; don't do anything stupid, David.
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He could be serious, but I know that when I was psychotically suicidal, I sure as hell didn't tell most anyone, for a while. When I did, it was because I figured out that I needed help. Posting that you're killing yourself on an online forum during April Fool's day simply isn't enough attention when you want someone to help you.
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I was suicidal for a while, and after cutting myself up pretty bad I cmae back to my senses and patched myself up. Then I asked the people on a different board I frequent if they could just be a bit less harsh with the criticism for a while... But this. On April Fool's Day. Is most likely an extremely different matter.
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I must be linked to this myspace page! I need a good laugh to go with my insomnia.
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As someone who has been so depressed he actually did cut himself up, fuck you, fuck you long and hard, suicide is nothing to make a joke out of you worthless little cumstain.
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darthdavid wrote:Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
This isn't fucking funny.
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This is a very sick april fools joke dude, I hope everyone remembers how stupid you are for making fun of people with mental disorders. :roll:
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No unfunny joke can possibly be saved by being in poor taste, only worsened.

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Surlethe wrote:
darthdavid wrote:Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
This isn't fucking funny.
Yes, it is.
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darthdavid wrote:Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
Don't let Bhudda kick you in the ass on the way out.
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OP =/= Funny

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Ace Pace wrote:
Surlethe wrote:
darthdavid wrote:Life sucks. I'm slitting my wrists now. Won't be seeing you fuckers any time soon...
This isn't fucking funny.
Yes, it is.
It's either a joke about committing suicide or an actual suicide threat. Neither is funny at all, especially when you've had friends try to commit suicide.
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Meh. It's only darthdavid. It's not like he's irreplaceable.
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aerius wrote:Meh. It's only darthdavid. It's not like he's irreplaceable.
Ah, the valued pragmatism of experience :P
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Having tried to kill myself before (I got the Ritilin out of my sytem before anything happened), I don't like this thread.
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That NOS Guy wrote:Ah, the valued pragmatism of experience :P
And apathy. Apathy good.
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