Taking vs debates to their ludicrous extreme ...

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-09-20 02:21am

If Ronald McDonald is supposed to be capable of magical tricks, does that mean he actually has a chance against Gandalf the White?

(Ducks under his desk, steeling himself for the hail of bricks that are bound to come crashing through his window).

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-20 02:24am

So you're basically setting up a fight between a clown magician and an angelic being?

Are you on crack or something?

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-20 02:25am

Ronald will 0wNz0r Gandalf.

*ducks and covers*

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-09-20 02:35am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Are you on crack or something?

Yes

But seriously, if the total calories of the products of all the McDonald's stores worldwide could be converted into magical energy (1 food calorie = 4000 joules), and we took into account McDonald's rate of production / consumption, and Ronald McDonald tapped into this staggering source of energy for his magical power, just how would he fare against Gandalf? Or Yoda?

Keep in mind he can also draw his energy from the body fat of anyone who has ever eaten at McDonald's.

(Enquires about the possibility of a facelift, a change of ID, a teflon vest and immigration to Antarctica).

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-20 02:39am

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-20 02:41am

Dalton wrote:

Dalton when did you get your new avatar?

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-20 02:52am

http://www.viewaskew.com

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-20 02:59am

Dalton wrote:http://www.viewaskew.com

WHEN... W - H - E - N. Duh.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-20 03:02am

Earlier this evening

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-09-20 03:55am

OK, this should settle matters:

http://www.state.fl.us/gvl/lifequest/mcdonalds.htm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-20 05:38pm

With over 99 billion served, Ronald McDonals could release terajoules of energy on his foes.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-09-20 05:43pm

"Ronald your legs are broken"

(shamefully stolen from SB's Willow vs Gandalf thread)