This is going to sound very odd

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-03-16 11:50pm

But is it good to regularly have shits that block up the toleit and require a plunger?

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-03-16 11:55pm

It's good for you, bad for the plumbing.

Ma Deuce · Post by **Ma Deuce** » 2004-03-16 11:57pm

Are you sure your toilet is not suffering from calcium buildup in the "gooseneck"? One toilet in our house is so bad now, you cannot even flush a few pieces of toilet paper without clogging it.

GoldenFalcon · Post by **GoldenFalcon** » 2004-03-16 11:57pm

Huh? You mean the shit that comes out like rocky shit, or loads of shit that come out in shitpiles of semi-liquid shit?

EDIT: Ok seriously, if what you mean is constipation then a gathering of that stuff could cause a blockage, but if it's normal/diarrhea then something else may be stuck in the pipes...somewhere.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-16 11:58pm

I say as long as the toilet is ok, it's ok for you.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-17 12:15am

THat happens to me all the time.

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-03-17 12:30am

Your right, it does sound odd.

I guess if it doesn't hurt anyone and it makes you feel good go for it. The plunger get a work out too. Everybody (thing) wins!!

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2004-03-17 12:34am

Are you sure it just wasnt the amount of toilet paper you used before flushing?

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2004-03-17 12:57am

You're asking the wrong question. The real thing you should ask yourself is: "would it be better for all that shit to remain inside me?"

Exactly.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-17 01:00am

Toilets can flush more than once, you know. Flush inbetween contractions.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-03-17 01:05am

It is one big peice that is huge.

I flush right after dropage. It isn't that it goes in and gets stuck up pipe. It gets stuck right at the pipe entrance. Either because it is big and plugs the opening or it is big and at a odd angle.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-17 01:11am

You mean, like this?

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-03-17 01:17am

no

It was more of a big fist/ball shape

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-03-17 01:20am

It's probably all that fisting.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-03-17 01:21am

very funny

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-17 01:23am

So, more like this?

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-03-17 01:30am

like a small rock that is fist sized

It is not mushy at all.

AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BROWSING A SHIT WEBSITE?!?!?!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-17 01:31am

Goddamit Galvatron... how the fuck did you find that site? No better question: why the fuck did you look for that site? Ugh. And I was eating chocolate at the time I clicked your links.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-17 01:37am

Sounds to me like a steamy heapy.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2004-03-17 01:45am

I would be disgusted if I wasn't laughing so hard...

Agent Fisher, maybe you should poop more often, say twice a day, as opposed to once a day? iirc, two bm's a day is the healthy average.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-03-17 10:51am

How do you think I got through thirty some odd star wars books and the hobbit?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-03-17 12:27pm

Galvatron wrote:You mean, like this?

jesuschrist there really is a web site for everything.

That one had to have been started by a guy.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-03-18 03:42am

You know, as of late, I've been making shits that average near one foot. It's awesome! I shit every other day and I marvel at my awesome creation!

Agent Fisher, you need to flush it multiple times and while you flush, dump some extra water from a bucket, dump the water straight onto the shit and the toilet's hole thing. It'll eventually force the shit down. That's what I did with my shits.

This thread has just made my day.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-03-18 06:02am

How the fuck do you guys create enough shit to block a toilet before you even put a piece of TP in?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-03-18 06:04am

In the former Soviet Union, the toilets clog you.