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You think Portal was bad? For some truly awful ST vs. SW fanfic, visit the following page:

http://www.fanfix.com/pages/cross.htm

Bwahahahaha!

I've seen FanFix.com products. I don't wanna look... Sadly, I saw FanFix products FIRST, and it took a lot of quality ASVS FanFic before I regained any confidence in FanFiction

Wow I just read a good one. http://www.fanfix.com/stories/cross/ashes.txt


It appears to be written by someone with some knowledge it is a short sweet destruction of Federation space.

I'm a stinky poo head, and I have no idea of what powers I play with.

Heh. Check out Battle Royale. What a steaming pile of felched donkey turd that is. The author has the Defiant and the Pheonix take out 4 Star Destroyers and thousands of fighters. Two hits from the Defiant's pulse phasers are supposedly enough to down the shields on an Imperial ship.

It is to laugh.

If you want to see some REALLY crappy fanfics, go here: http://go.to/godawful

Considering how much time and effort goes into writing something, I am shocked that anyone would devote that time and effort to produce steaming piles of shit like some of the fanfics here. In my research on how to write fanfics I have definately stepped in some real dogshit stories and it is my policy not to do so again....I'm still paying my therapy bills because of Portal

Who says they're putting time and effort into it?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Who says they're putting time and effort into it?

You have a point....but I can just see one of these nerds just hunched over his keyboard typing away and giggling to himself. "That's cool...huhuhuh."

I don't have any power outside of the forums I moderate huh?Mr.Bean see your last post.





Hahaha, I have powers too.

GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN

Found one fanfic that i really liked

Luke Vader

http://www.fanfix.com/stories/rebel/servant.txt

Summary: Six-year-old Luke Skywalker is kidnapped, enslaved, and
sold to... Darth Vader. From this moment, his life will never be
the same and will eventually surpass his wildest dreams when he
finally earns the right to claim his Sith identity after years of
secret services to the Emperor.

Off to read the next chapter

No Test Moderatorship David?
Or Annocments I can post there!

I only looked at the titles, and was scared to actually read any of the fics themselves.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Who says they're putting time and effort into it?

A considerable amount of time is necessary for any writing piece--much longer than most people would think. Effort, on the other hand....

Sadly optional for some of these pieces. I've seen Fourth Grade proficiency writing examinations with more quality than many of these.

Portal is worse than most of the ones, even here, though.

A considerable amount of time is necessary for any writing piece

I dunno. Most of these stories seem to be on the order of two or three pages. I can do that in less than an hour (when I'm REALLY in the mood), and that's when writing a GOOD story. Most fanfics seem to be "enterpris fird too torpeedos the stardest royr shield fell then the nex ttorpedo bluw up the bridge thes tardestroye exploblew up good job picard said now deanna lets have sex"

Sorry. I can take a shit on a piece of paper and wind up with a better tale than a lot of the crappy fanfics out there.

Actually, it doesn't come as a shock to me...... on the other hand, I've heard grisly stories of erotic Thundercats fanfics......

EROTIC!.....

(shot of a Starfleet officer writhing in disgust)

.... THUNDERCATS!.....

(slideshot of a Klingon officer writhing in disgust)

..... FANFICS!....

(shot of two Sith Lords writhing in disgust)

No, I haven't read an erotic Thundercat fanfic, but I've heard about one....

I'm sure many of these "ST beats SW" fanfics are written by the same 10 people.

I'd gladly read Portal than this.

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/hp/

Erotic. Homosexual. Harry Potter. Fan. Fiction.


Thats right folks, there is no god.[/u]

anarchistbunny wrote:I'd gladly read Portal than this.

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/hp/

Erotic. Homosexual. Harry Potter. Fan. Fiction.


Thats right folks, there is no god.[/u]

I...have lost...the will...to...live

OH Yeah, and I don' care if this is a awful SW vs ST thread, that had to be posted.

SPOOFE wrote:Heh. Check out Battle Royale. What a steaming pile of felched donkey turd that is. The author has the Defiant and the Pheonix take out 4 Star Destroyers and thousands of fighters. Two hits from the Defiant's pulse phasers are supposedly enough to down the shields on an Imperial ship.

It is to laugh.

If you want to see some REALLY crappy fanfics, go here: http://go.to/godawful

Godawful. Where would we be without you? Really though, Godawful is for more generic awfullness rather than such specific crimes to reason...

anarchistbunny wrote:I'd gladly read Portal than this.

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/hp/

Erotic. Homosexual. Harry Potter. Fan. Fiction.


Thats right folks, there is no god.[/u]

I've seen worse, how about 10 year old lesbian fan fiction

And if you're brave enough to read even one story, avoid the stories with an !H! beside it (hentai=sexual content). I learned what it meant the hard way.

I think I managed to top the list of disgusting crap people put on the net with the Harry Potter Slash RPG.

Crossover_Maniac wrote:I've seen worse, how about 10 year old lesbian fan fiction

It's manga. Would you expect Japanese pop culture not to jam-packed with weirdness???

Ok, a little late, but here are some of my favorite storys from Fanfix

Rebellion pages
Phlutdroid
Luke Vader(3 storys)
Jedi my Weequay butt!

Empire pages
Emperor's Elite
Runaway


Between the Trilogys
Freedom Adventures

Xovers
Archeology in Hyperspace
Travelling Conflict
As long as we're together ( mushy)
XDS
XJedi,XJediII

There is one more that I can't find, it has Luke captured, and Mara is assigned to turn him, they both escape, but get recaptured then Leia and Han go looking for Luke on Corucant.