GODFUCKING DAMMIT! I want RayCav's Porno Fanfic NOW!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-28 09:07pm

Eleas wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Does anybody else see the irony in Shep (who is offended by merely HEARING about the fact that there are gays on this board) calling us wusses for being repulsed by sick depictions of sexual mutilation? Does he believe the former is worse than the latter?
Well, you all know of my abiding love for Shep, so I'll just venture the opinion that he's got something special against gays in particular, probably stemming from his stint in prison as the resident Amazing Vaseline Man.

HAHAHAHAHA

Why arent you on ICQ?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-10-28 09:16pm

Ted wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Does anybody else see the irony in Shep (who is offended by merely HEARING about the fact that there are gays on this board) calling us wusses for being repulsed by sick depictions of sexual mutilation? Does he believe the former is worse than the latter?
Well, you all know of my abiding love for Shep, so I'll just venture the opinion that he's got something special against gays in particular, probably stemming from his stint in prison as the resident Amazing Vaseline Man.
HAHAHAHAHA

Why arent you on ICQ?

Too fucking tired as of yet... I'll come up tomorrow though, I promise.

Btw, Hitman 2 rocks, just fyi.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-10-28 09:23pm

Stormbringer wrote: It is indeed ironic. I'm not suprised at all, Shep's the only one that is even as close to be as fucked in the head as RayCav.

Your forgetting a third......ME

Cyaround,
Jason

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-28 09:26pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: It is indeed ironic. I'm not suprised at all, Shep's the only one that is even as close to be as fucked in the head as RayCav.
Your forgetting a third......ME

Cyaround,
Jason

You don't even come close. Trust me.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-28 09:34pm

Hmmmmmm. I missed it too. Just out of sick, morbid curiocity, RayCav, PM a copy.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 09:36pm

sick, morbid curiosity is right....

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-28 09:38pm

It was a nasty fic. And my definition of nice includes rape (WRT fics only).

And maybe MKSHeppard's just got different tastes about these things. Like you said, being the Amazing Vaseline Man may have helped impair his opinions of homosexuality.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-28 10:03pm

Fuck you all.

If a thread on Nekkid women can be allowed to go on without being
deleted, even though Mike has stated that he is worried about
his board being held legally liable by fucked up Canadian laws.....

Then I want to be able to make my own fucking opinion on RayCav's fanfic,
and I don't need some jackweeds deciding that it is too sick and twisted
to be shown on the board and deleted it before I even got to see it....

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-28 10:05pm

Boo hoo.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-28 11:03pm

MKSheppard wrote:Fuck you all.

If a thread on Nekkid women can be allowed to go on without being
deleted, even though Mike has stated that he is worried about
his board being held legally liable by fucked up Canadian laws.....

Then I want to be able to make my own fucking opinion on RayCav's fanfic,
and I don't need some jackweeds deciding that it is too sick and twisted
to be shown on the board and deleted it before I even got to see it....

And a hearty fuck you too!

We aren't allowing gross sexual violence and torture on this board. That's it, end of story.

If you want to find the fic, talk to RayCav. And shut the fuck up because, it's gone and won't be coming back.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-28 11:11pm

Stormbringer wrote:
And a hearty fuck you too!

We aren't allowing gross sexual violence and torture on this board. That's it, end of story.

If you want to find the fic, talk to RayCav. And shut the fuck up because, it's gone and won't be coming back.

A even more HEARTY FUCK YOU TOO!

That was the ONLY FUCKING COPY.........RayCav never saved the
fucking thing to his HDD.....will this become the SD.net equivalent
of the LT's lost fanfic review?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-28 11:58pm

Why anyone would not save their fics eludes me

I'll respect other people's leanings, even if it's sadistic in nature, (Unless they hurt other people).

But this kind of complaining will get you nowhere, Sheppard, and may even get you banned.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-28 11:59pm

Naah, it won't.

WTF? Ray didn't save his stuff? Why the hell not?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-29 12:09am

I say his fics are just ways for him to gain attention.

By the way, there's a term for people like Sheppard.
It's:

ATTENTION WHORE

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-29 01:09am

Shinova wrote: By the way, there's a term for people like Sheppard.
It's:

ATTENTION WHORE

No.

The proper term is

WANKER

(at least according to RayCav)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-29 05:50am

Grrr.

Colin Calmly snatches rifle from startled Ranger.

*Ptt*
*Ptt*

Ok, Sheppard, & Ray Cav can wake up in the morning, No you can't relocate them to another park or put radio collers on them....

Grr.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-10-29 05:58am

MKSheppard wrote: If a thread on Nekkid women can be allowed to go on without being
deleted, even though Mike has stated that he is worried about
his board being held legally liable by fucked up Canadian laws.....

Hey, it's Ryan Crierie, come to teach us that "stupid" is not just a word, but a way of life! I thought Mike's oft-stated opinions on porn and anal should have clued him in to the fact that threads about naked women are more than welcome.

On the other hand, I understand if Ryan has difficulties equating "anal" and "women". In fact, I hope he's still sore.

A even more HEARTY FUCK YOU TOO!

That was the ONLY FUCKING COPY.........RayCav never saved the
fucking thing to his HDD.....will this become the SD.net equivalent
of the LT's lost fanfic review?

No, because posting a story on a forum without even saving it is fucking stupid, something the Lt isn't. RayCav's story went Darwin, that's the simple fact, and it was nowhere near quality reading. End of story, in the full sense of the expression.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-29 06:30am

*Pfft*
Eleas falls down next to Ray, and Shep, with yet another tranq dart victom.

Ok, no more flaming, I have a headache, and am Armed with a Virtual Tranq. Dart Rifle.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-29 07:19am

1 2 3 4 I Declare a FLAME WAR!!! Lata and

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-29 08:25am

MKSheppard wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
And a hearty fuck you too!

We aren't allowing gross sexual violence and torture on this board. That's it, end of story.

If you want to find the fic, talk to RayCav. And shut the fuck up because, it's gone and won't be coming back.
A even more HEARTY FUCK YOU TOO!

That was the ONLY FUCKING COPY.........RayCav never saved the
fucking thing to his HDD.....will this become the SD.net equivalent
of the LT's lost fanfic review?

Pardon me if I don't give a flying fuck. I'd just assume it's lost forever. That piece of shit is gone for and the world is better for it.

Now shut the fuck up!

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-10-29 10:03am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:*Pfft*
Eleas falls down next to Ray, and Shep, with yet another tranq dart victom.

Ok, no more flaming, I have a headache, and am Armed with a Virtual Tranq. Dart Rifle.

I know, I know... that was stupid....

...my God it's full of stars.

*thumps to the ground*

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-29 12:22pm

MKSheppard wrote:Fuck you all.

If a thread on Nekkid women can be allowed to go on without being
deleted, even though Mike has stated that he is worried about
his board being held legally liable by fucked up Canadian laws.....

Then I want to be able to make my own fucking opinion on RayCav's fanfic,
and I don't need some jackweeds deciding that it is too sick and twisted
to be shown on the board and deleted it before I even got to see it....

I was able to read it at school, even though there are filters one, but I cant see the Naked women thread.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-29 12:37pm

MKSheppard wrote:Fuck you all.

Fuck you too.

If a thread on Nekkid women can be allowed to go on without being
deleted, even though Mike has stated that he is worried about
his board being held legally liable by fucked up Canadian laws.....

Actually, the terms of service of my provider. I don't see how the board would be held liable by Canadian laws since it is hosted out of the United States. And personally, I have no problem with naked women. Maybe YOU have a problem with the naked women thread, but your repressed homosexuality is really none of our business.

Then I want to be able to make my own fucking opinion on RayCav's fanfic, and I don't need some jackweeds deciding that it is too sick and twisted to be shown on the board and deleted it before I even got to see it....

Naked women are good. Sexual gratification derived from mutilation is sick. This distinction is quite obvious to MOST of us, Shep.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-29 01:46pm

Not only did it depict Nonconsentual sadism, mutilation, snuff, and general gore, It was also.. BADLY WRITTEN

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-29 01:48pm

NecronLord wrote:Not only did it depict Nonconsentual sadism, mutilation, snuff, and general gore, It was also.. BADLY WRITTEN

That's an understatement and a half. That thing was a steaming pile of crap.