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GODFUCKING DAMMIT! I want RayCav's Porno Fanfic NOW!

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The fucknut who deleted it will become the guest star of the
Voyage of the Filthy Whore if it is not put up now!

(and I don't mean the part in the HoS with Ch 1 deleted!)
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No I considered archiving it for future reference but decided that I couldn't be bothered wasing space.
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NecronLord wrote:No I considered archiving it for future reference but decided that I couldn't be bothered wasing space.
(Adds NecronLord to the list of people who might replace Boyd
as TOWNMBS ManWhore in Voyage of the Filthy Whore)
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MKSheppard wrote:
NecronLord wrote:No I considered archiving it for future reference but decided that I couldn't be bothered wasing space.
(Adds NecronLord to the list of people who might replace Boyd
as TOWNMBS ManWhore in Voyage of the Filthy Whore)
If you really want then ask him for it.
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NecronLord wrote: If you really want then ask him for it.
I'm lazy. I don't want to have to ask him for it, when I could
get it in it's gorey glory here....
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Get knotted. See if you can't find a cache of the site somewhere if you truly wish to read it.
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Unfortunately, that fic was considered disturbing, cruel and twisted. By popular demand the story was deleted and it's not going to come back. I'm sure Ray will be more than happy to pass it on to you for your reading pleasure.
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It didn't bother me any.
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It bothered the majority, including DW and two of the Horsemen, and that's what counted.
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IG-88E wrote:It bothered the majority, including DW and two of the Horsemen, and that's what counted.
I know that.
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Go ask Ray to post it at ASVS, thus preserving it forever in google.






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IG-88E wrote:It bothered the majority, including DW and two of the Horsemen, and that's what counted.
Wusses. :roll:
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MKSheppard wrote:
IG-88E wrote:It bothered the majority, including DW and two of the Horsemen, and that's what counted.
Wusses. :roll:
I don't think that the fact they didn't want to see a woman's intestines being cut out and pulled of her anus during sex makes them wusses.
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IG-88E wrote:I don't think that the fact they didn't want to see a woman's intestines being cut out and pulled of her anus during sex makes them wusses.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

They weren't having sex.

Try to pay attention next time.

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I was using the term a bit loosely, XaLEv. You know what I meant.
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IG-88E wrote:I was using the term a bit loosely, XaLEv. You know what I meant.
Yep.


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XaLEv wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I was using the term a bit loosely, XaLEv. You know what I meant.
Yep.


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WHY did that answer not surprise me?

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IG-88E wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I was using the term a bit loosely, XaLEv. You know what I meant.
Yep.


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WHY did that answer not surprise me?

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Because I'm just that cool.


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No, you're just that predictable.

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MKSheppard wrote:
IG-88E wrote:It bothered the majority, including DW and two of the Horsemen, and that's what counted.
Wusses. :roll:
No, just not sick bastards like you and RayCav. I don't wan to see shit like that on the board. Necronlord, Mike and I all agreed that it had to go and that's it.
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Does anybody else see the irony in Shep (who is offended by merely HEARING about the fact that there are gays on this board) calling us wusses for being repulsed by sick depictions of sexual mutilation? Does he believe the former is worse than the latter?
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Darth Wong wrote:Does anybody else see the irony in Shep (who is offended by merely HEARING about the fact that there are gays on this board) calling us wusses for being repulsed by sick depictions of sexual mutilation? Does he believe the former is worse than the latter?
It is indeed ironic. I'm not suprised at all, Shep's the only one that is even as close to be as fucked in the head as RayCav.
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Damn it!

Now I have a Canadian singer/Songwriter stuck in my head....

Something about rain on a wedding day, etc, etc.....
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Week wiled mama boyos!!!!!!

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Darth Wong wrote:Does anybody else see the irony in Shep (who is offended by merely HEARING about the fact that there are gays on this board) calling us wusses for being repulsed by sick depictions of sexual mutilation? Does he believe the former is worse than the latter?
Well, you all know of my abiding love for Shep, so I'll just venture the opinion that he's got something special against gays in particular, probably stemming from his stint in prison as the resident Amazing Vaseline Man.
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