[humor] Black Knight

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[humor] Black Knight

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Posted it on ASVS. Predictably, DarkStar replied with a line that was too funny to leave out, so I revised it :D

G2K: None shall pass.
Debater: I have no quarrel with you, but I must get to ASVS.
G2K: Then you will die.
Debater: Damnit, stand aside!
G2K: That was an unprovoked ad hominem.
Debater: Oh, just shut up.
[G2K throws a long post at Debater]
[Debater parries]
[Debater blows a giant hole in G2K's argument]
Debater: Now stand aside.
G2K: 'Tis but a minor point.
Debater: Your argument's got a big hole in it!
G2K: No, it doesn't.
Debater: Well, what's that then?
[points at the hole]
G2K: I've seen worse.
Debater: You liar!
G2K: Come on, you pussy!
[G2K throws a long post at Debater]
[Debater rebuts long post]
[G2K snips everything but one line]
G2K: The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it.
Debater: What, are you blind? Concession accepted.
[kneeling]
Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy-
[G2K kicks Debater in the head while he's praying]
G2K: Come on then.
Debater: What?
G2K: I'll win yet!
Debater: Your argument is shot to pieces. Isn't that enough humiliation for
one day?
G2K: Oh, had enough, eh?
Debater: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no valid points left!
G2K: Yes I have.
Debater: Look!
G2K: Just a nitpick.
[expounds on semantics]
Debater: Look, stop that.
G2K: Chicken! Chicken!
Debater: Look, I'll have your Death Star argument. Right!
[whop]
[lops a chunk off the argument]
G2K: Right, I'll do you for that!
Debater: You'll what?
G2K: Come 'ere!
Debater: What are you going to do, read your website to me?
G2K: I'm invincible!
Debater: You're a loony.
G2K: Guardian 2000 always triumphs! Have at you!
Debater: Come on then.
[whop]
[lops another chunk off the argument]
G2K: All right, we'll call it a draw.
Debater: Come, Luggage.
G2K: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You Warsie bastards! Come back here and
see what's coming to you. I'll poke your heads off!
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LOL
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:lol:
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That was beautiful. Insightful. Hilarious. Who was the original writer? And how did G2K respond?
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

It's DarkStar's debating argument in a nutshell, and pretty funny.
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Post by Crayz9000 »

Master of Ossus wrote:That was beautiful. Insightful. Hilarious. Who was the original writer? And how did G2K respond?
I wrote it after watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when I realized that DarkStar reminded me of the Black Knight. Anyway, thank you :)

As for G2K's response:
DarkStar wrote:"John Hansen" <abuse@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com...

> [kneeling]
> Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy-

The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it.
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