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Well I'm interested. Where is Red Imperator?
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victorhadin wrote:Well I'm interested. Where is Red Imperator?
Try the PMs.
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Post by victorhadin »

*Is still lost.*

Perhaps I'm just a technological newbie, but....

:?
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Post by Kuja »

victorhadin wrote:*Is still lost.*

Perhaps I'm just a technological newbie, but....

:?
Look at the bottom of everybody's posts. See the little button labeled 'PM'? That stands for 'Private Message' and if you click it, you can send someone...well, a private message. ( :wink: )
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Post by victorhadin »

That much I know... I was just trying and failing to find a Red Imperator post. ;)


EDITY: Found 'im now. Will be quiet. :oops:
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victorhadin wrote:That much I know... I was just trying and failing to find a Red Imperator post. ;)


EDITY: Found 'im now. Will be quiet. :oops:
If you need to find a Red Imperator thread, just check the last post in a locked Hall of Shame thread. :twisted:
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Dude....that will flood my inbox. :P

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*Coughs loudly.*

I sent a private message to you some time ago, RedImperator. Did you get it?
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What's the difference between the new writer's guild and the old one? is this one staying open?
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The Aliens wrote:What's the difference between the new writer's guild and the old one? is this one staying open?
The difference is only in the moderator, and a few more stringent rules.
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Post by Bob McDob »

Hey Red, I sent three PMs to you asking about the writer's guild; so far I haven't received anything, not even a confirmation of receipt. Did I screw something up along the way?

(If you did receive the messages, but didn't get around to posting the story I sent in the Guild, please don't; it's quite horrible and I have a much better work I'm close to finishing).
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Post by Mopeyennuui »

Any rules for how much you must submit and how often you have to send your new works to teh guild forum?

I'm TRYING, but I dont' write much.

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Post by phongn »

Contact RedImperator if you want to join in and he'll determine if you'll be let in or not.
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Erm, RedImperator, I sent you a couple of PM's asking about Guild membership over the past couple of weeks, although the most recent one has only been sitting there since Friday, I thought the other one hadnt sent so it was sitting there for a week-ish before I deleted it from the outbox.

Sorry to nag if you're busy with other things, just thought I'd check up on it. Depending on what you need by way of evidence I may be able to provide better than that provided in the PM.
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Post by Pcm979 »

I tried to join the guild too, but it doesn't seem that my PM was ever opened or even noticed.
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Post by brianeyci »

There's probably a secret. Like having a minimum number of fanfics out there, or writing a lot of fanfics to get Red to notice. I tried pming him, no avail. Oh well, I'll just have to write a lot then.

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Post by Pcm979 »

No, it's quite simply that he didn't even open it, let alone dismiss it out of hand.
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I'll bring it to the attention of the others.
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Thankee.
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Post by Mr. Coffee »

Sorry for the intrusion, but I was wondering if there was a minimum post cound or minimum number of stories or whatnot as a condition of membership for the Guild. I applied and PM'd RedImperator. Not that I am trying to rush things. I figure RedImperator's got other things besides this board to occupy his attention. I was just wanting to know if there were any conditions that needed to be met before one could be accepted into the guild.

Thanks for your time.
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Hehe, I tried sometime last year but never got a reply either. I now feel better that I was not the only one who writes crap stories! ;)
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Post by Kuja »

... I just checked and someone else who PMed me about getting Red's attention some time ago still isn't in writer's guild as well. How many people have sent PMs and not had them answered? :?
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Post by Pcm979 »

Well, just in this thread:

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