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Ejaculation distance

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:21pm
by Darth Wong
OK guys, what's your shooting range? I'm good for about two feet, or three feet on a good day. Obviously, this must be related to angle and muzzle velocity.

Re: Ejaculation distance

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:25pm
by Faram
Darth Wong wrote:OK guys, what's your shooting range? I'm good for about two feet, or three feet on a good day. Obviously, this must be related to angle and muzzle velocity.
Depends on how high up you are.

If I am on top of a 100m tall building with the wind in my back I would guess somwhere around 30 meters or so :D

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:27pm
by J
:shock: :oops: Ummm...Thank you for sharing...I guess...? :oops: :shock:

Dear god, this place gets more depraved every day! Don't tell me you have bullseye targets to aim for too!

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:30pm
by irishmick79
As I was opening this thread, there was a little electronic voice in the back of my head screaming, "Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!!!!"

I now know why.

Oh, and I can usually get two to three feet. If I get wind velocity factored in, I can stretch it to four, but the splatter effect gets pretty obscene.

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:39pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
jmac wrote::shock: :oops: Ummm...Thank you for sharing...I guess...? :oops: :shock:

Dear god, this place gets more depraved every day! Don't tell me you have bullseye targets to aim for too!
Heh, this is nothing. It can get a lot worse.

As for me: none of your fucking business.

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:41pm
by salm
depends on how full the magazine is. if the blaster hasn´t been fired for a while it has more quality and quantity than a shot which leaves the barrel during rapid fire.

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:45pm
by Sea Skimmer
I don't think I've ever taken note of that bit of information.

Posted: 2002-12-18 02:55pm
by Oberleutnant
Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't think I've ever taken note of that bit of information.
Me neither, though as salm said, it really depends on when - uhh - the blaster was fired last time.

Posted: 2002-12-18 03:18pm
by spongyblue
jmac wrote::shock: :oops: Ummm...Thank you for sharing...I guess...? :oops: :shock:

Dear god, this place gets more depraved every day! Don't tell me you have bullseye targets to aim for too!
Yeah, there usually painted on the girls ass.

Posted: 2002-12-18 03:21pm
by Enforcer Talen
salm wrote:depends on how full the magazine is. if the blaster hasn´t been fired for a while it has more quality and quantity than a shot which leaves the barrel during rapid fire.
Id go with that. also depends on how in the mood you are.

Posted: 2002-12-18 03:22pm
by Cpt_Frank
Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it. :roll:

Posted: 2002-12-18 03:39pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Is ejaculation going to be an Olympic event in 2004 or something?

Posted: 2002-12-18 03:43pm
by Alex Moon
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is ejaculation going to be an Olympic event in 2004 or something?
Not likely. Considering that the US has Peter North, it wouldn't even be close :lol:

Posted: 2002-12-18 03:49pm
by salm
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it. :roll:
you wouldn´t find a measuring tape that´s long enough anyway, am i right? :roll:

Posted: 2002-12-18 03:58pm
by Darth Wong
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it. :roll:
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.

Posted: 2002-12-18 04:08pm
by aerius
Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it. :roll:
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.
Is there anything else of interest we should measure while we're at it? Stuff like volume, viscosity, splatter pattern, aim & accuracy and stuff like that? :P

Posted: 2002-12-18 04:11pm
by salm
aerius wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it. :roll:
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.
Is there anything else of interest we should measure while we're at it? Stuff like volume, viscosity, splatter pattern, aim & accuracy and stuff like that? :P
and dont forget "reaction with female saliva"

Posted: 2002-12-18 04:33pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it. :roll:
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.
Speaking of that, do you measuere the ejaculation distances and breast diameters in porno flicks using scaling?

Posted: 2002-12-18 04:42pm
by Durandal
Of course, it depends on how long it's been since the last firing, what kind of girl you're with/how good the porno you're watching is and all that. I haven't measured any of my own firings, but I do tend to keep track of such things, just for posterity. In fact, if Mike hadn't posted this thread, there's a good chance I would have. :)

Anyway, from my recollection, the longest I've ever gone was roughly half-a-meter up, back in my freshman year of high school, with the Christmas edition of Victoria's Secret, I believe it was. My memory is still a bit hazy.

Posted: 2002-12-18 04:44pm
by CmdrWilkens
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it. :roll:
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.
Speaking of that, do you measuere the ejaculation distances and breast diameters in porno flicks using scaling?
Of course he does, that way he can write it his porno budget off as a research expense every year :)

Posted: 2002-12-18 04:44pm
by Ted
I haven't measured yet, a) because I've never really thought of doing it and b) because I really don't want to create that big of a mess.

Only Mike would start a thread like this, only Mike. :roll: :roll: :?

Posted: 2002-12-18 04:51pm
by Joe
You all are sick disgusting perverts, and you ought to be ASHAMED of yourselves.

Me: About a foot or so, depends on how long ago the cannon was last manually railed.

Posted: 2002-12-18 05:11pm
by brothersinarm
Oh My Virigin Ears, They're Buring!

:oops:

Posted: 2002-12-18 05:13pm
by brothersinarm
Seriously I haven't measured, or probably will. But that's ok, I'm secured in my manliness :)

Posted: 2002-12-18 05:13pm
by Ted
I will also add that it's hard to measure if you've got a condom on and you're up here pussy or ass.