I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

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I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

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Hey there. I was gone for a pretty long time. Now I'm back.

To those who remember me: whaddup?
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Who are you? :wink:

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Welcome back, milord. I am pleased to report the secret gnome revolution is still in control of things here.
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fgalkin wrote:Who are you? :wink:
No more from you now, for I wield the threat of spammy Gnome wank that can spread for miles in any direction! :P
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games. Other than that it's been pretty uneventful until the craziness which started when Episode 3 came out earlier this week.
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Captain tycho wrote:Welcome back, milord. I am pleased to report the secret gnome revolution is still in control of things here.
Most excellent. Soon we will have UNLIMITED POWER!
jmac wrote:The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games.
Yeah, that was disappointing. USA hockey has been pretty disappointing for a while. Modano? His ass needs to retire. He might be in his mature prime, but something has got him, and he just doesn't have it anymore (if the last NHL season in memory--recent or otherwise--was any indication).
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jmac wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games. Other than that it's been pretty uneventful until the craziness which started when Episode 3 came out earlier this week.
Methinks somebody doesn't read Testing much.
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Welcome back DGG,i thought someone has successfuly smashed your porcelain body :wink:
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hey there. I was gone for a pretty long time. Now I'm back.

To those who remember me: whaddup?
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EDIT: BTW, welcome back... you dont' know me....
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Montcalm wrote:Welcome back DGG,i thought someone has successfuly smashed your porcelain body :wink:
Naturally, the reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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Dink Dink! Hail Gnomage.

Apparently there is a stickied TGOD thread in Testing. Not sure for the plans since those get boring after a page.
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Tasoth wrote:Dink Dink! Hail Gnomage.
Apparently there is a stickied TGOD thread in Testing. Not sure for the plans since those get boring after a page.
Yeah. Right. Which explains why that thread is now on page 26 or something.
Mind you I think it gets boring rather fast myself (truth be told I think it starts out boring) but mine is apparently a minority opinion.
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Yay, a Sith gnome. :D
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

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Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
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SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
But the usergroup still persists! Nyah! All this time and nobody took it away. That was awfully nice of you fellas.
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SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
Yay, highly explosive Sith gnomes. :mrgreen:
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
But the usergroup still persists! Nyah! All this time and nobody took it away. That was awfully nice of you fellas.
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SirNitram wrote:We practice rule of an IRON (yet caring) FIST.
I see, much like two-ply toliet paper. Showing no remorce for the persistant but helpless shit, yet soft to the touch.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
You're stealing my lines, that's "whaddup"!

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Welcome back DGG. How's your sister doing?
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YAY! DGG IS BACK!

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So, where were you, oh glorious Leader of the Infinite Porcelain Horde?
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Hey Mike, when do we resynch postcounts?
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The number of Gnomes murdered in the Unnamed Porno Fanfic-Verse is somewhere between fifty and sixty billion.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:The number of Gnomes murdered in the Unnamed Porno Fanfic-Verse is somewhere between fifty and sixty billion.
DGG has survived however.

Welcome back, we plan to take over Testing then move out :P
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