Birds will try to steal my cherries ...

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Chmee
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Birds will try to steal my cherries ...

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My cherry tree is starting to show signs of fruit ... Back yard, tree on left ... I can sit right under it in a chair, but what should I use to drive off the little fruit-stealing bastards? Especially starlings, we have clouds of 'em around here.
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[Neo] Cats. Lots of cats. [/Neo]
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Post by Firefox »

Cats, either your neighbor's or your own, may help. We don't really have a problem with birds attacking our cherry tree, which seems to be related to the presence of our six felines.

If the tree's several years to a decade old, I wouldn't worry too much about it. Unless it doesn't bear much fruit, there should be plenty for you, as well as the birds.
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I don't know about starlings, but my parents' cherry tree gets occupied by crows and nothing really works against them.
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Shotguns work fine as well, and there are Shep Aproved! (need Pic for Shep Aproved)

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Bottle rockets.
Shit blowing up at their altitude shakes them up good. Works with crows at least.
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BB guns? Airsoft?
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Starlings should always be a high-priority target for their invasive-species status and how they brutally kill the competition. Never miss an opportunity to light one of the fuckers up!

Cats, BB guns, pellet rifles, snakeshot, pitchforks, flamethrowers; any weapon'll do. Try to acquire a BB machinegun and a clay-pigeon launcher to brush up on your antiaircraft gunnery...
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Post by velvety_kitty »

FruitShield is the world's first biodegradable, food-grade bird repellent registered for agriculture.

And best of all: birds leave treated trees or bushes for the long-term, since they can't habituate to the taste.


this is what I found when I was trying to remember what my parents used on their trees and grape arbor. It is called FruitSheild

Hope that helps some

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http://www.promolife.com/products/birds1.htm
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Post by IndustrialNoise »

Get yourself a little boy, age 9 or 10.
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