For the Natalie Portman fans...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-08-04 06:22pm

I was clicking through IMDB when I came across this. Natalie is starring in a movie entitled Closer where she plays the part of a stripper. The trailer can be viewed from a link at the page I linked to. That is all. Portman, stripper, boobies.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-08-04 06:41pm

i'll be excited when i see boobie shots. otherwise this is promising news. *chatters excitedly*

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-08-04 07:21pm

Sorry, but negative indications on the give a damn meter. If you want to see boobies, I suggest you go rent porn, or get a girlfriend.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-08-04 07:23pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Sorry, but negative indications on the give a damn meter. If you want to see boobies, I suggest you go rent porn, or get a girlfriend.

i have porn, however naked celebrities are always a plus.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-08-04 07:26pm

*strains to listen*

Is that a helicopter I hear?? No, wait, its all the Portmann fans fapping in unision. Seek shelter all ye innocents and a good rain coat.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-08-04 08:42pm

I saw a trailor on TV the other day. I thought I saw her around a brass pole. Hope for all hope.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-08-04 08:55pm

Cal Wright wrote:I saw a trailor on TV the other day. I thought I saw her around a brass pole. Hope for all hope.

Indeed, she was on Conan last night and said she had to learn how to pole dance for this movie.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-08-04 09:16pm

Oh, how sweet. I don't care what any of you sad fuckers say, I want to see Portman buck fucking naked. Yeah!!!

Dooku's Disciple · Post by **Dooku's Disciple** » 2004-08-04 09:29pm

Obvious joke here, but Ms. Portman can dance on my pole any time she wishes

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DD

Dooku's Disciple · Post by **Dooku's Disciple** » 2004-08-04 09:55pm

Lechery aside, Clive Owen's in it too. Rocking!

DD

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-08-04 10:02pm

Why do I have the feeling this will be some PG-13 cocktease? Or worse yet they'll lure us in with promises of a naked Miss Natalie Portman and instead give us hairy man ass instead.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-08-04 10:45pm

Stormbringer wrote:Why do I have the feeling this will be some PG-13 cocktease? Or worse yet they'll lure us in with promises of a naked Miss Natalie Portman and instead give us hairy man ass instead.

Goddamnit, you're jinxing the movie! You must believe in the boobies!

Bugsby · Post by **Bugsby** » 2004-08-04 10:50pm

aerius wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Why do I have the feeling this will be some PG-13 cocktease? Or worse yet they'll lure us in with promises of a naked Miss Natalie Portman and instead give us hairy man ass instead.
Goddamnit, you're jinxing the movie! You must believe in the boobies!

Jinxing it? Come on. This is inevitably a PG-13 cocktease. I cant see Natalie in anything else. And if she does go for what all of us want.... well, I will be in line for this one.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2004-08-04 10:54pm

If you just want to see this movie in the hope of seeing natalie Portman's tits, save the money and do a google search. It's not even as if she looks good topless, she looks like a monkey.

Bugsby · Post by **Bugsby** » 2004-08-04 10:57pm

ArmorPierce wrote:If you just want to see this movie in the hope of seeing natalie Portman's tits, save the money and do a google search. It's not even as if she looks good topless, she looks like a monkey.

AH! Horrible mental image! *claws at brain*

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-08-04 11:07pm

Yeah, she's not really that attractive. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit that, but there are many other people I'd rather see nekkid.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-08-04 11:10pm

aerius wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Why do I have the feeling this will be some PG-13 cocktease? Or worse yet they'll lure us in with promises of a naked Miss Natalie Portman and instead give us hairy man ass instead.
Goddamnit, you're jinxing the movie! You must believe in the boobies!

I don't since this is neither and art house movie nor is she being pushed to the fringes of the biz. Both are the only way you'll get an actress like her to do a nude scene, let alone a stripper scene.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-08-04 11:13pm

ArmorPierce wrote:If you just want to see this movie in the hope of seeing natalie Portman's tits, save the money and do a google search. It's not even as if she looks good topless, she looks like a monkey.

She looks like a normal woman would caught in a bunch of papparazzi shots. No one is going to live up to Playboy standards (which are extraordinarily high to begin with) under those circumstances.

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Yeah, she's not really that attractive. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit that, but there are many other people I'd rather see nekkid.

If you mean in a primped and pre-planned setting no doubt.

She's a damn attractive young lady and if you think you're finding better this side of a centerfold you're nuts.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-08-04 11:37pm

aerius wrote:I was clicking through IMDB when I came across this. Natalie is starring in a movie entitled Closer where she plays the part of a stripper. The trailer can be viewed from a link at the page I linked to. That is all. Portman, stripper, boobies.

According to her interview to TimeOut NY, she did a topless shot, but it was cut because she "didn't want to walk down the street and keep wondering "did this person see my tits?""

So no luck there.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2004-08-05 12:12am

I'll just be happy to see Ms. Portman in a decent movie again.

Ah for the days of the Leon.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2004-08-05 01:42am

Stormbringer wrote:She looks like a normal woman would caught in a bunch of papparazzi shots. No one is going to live up to Playboy standards (which are extraordinarily high to begin with) under those circumstances.

I agree that she's looks like a normal woman. She's plainly average looking when she doesn't have her make-up on. As for my looking like a monkey comment, you'll have to see the picture to know what I mean.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-08-05 01:59am

Zed Snardbody wrote:I'll just be happy to see Ms. Portman in a decent movie again.

Ah for the days of the Leon.

So true, so true.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-08-05 02:13am

ArmorPierce wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:She looks like a normal woman would caught in a bunch of papparazzi shots. No one is going to live up to Playboy standards (which are extraordinarily high to begin with) under those circumstances.
I agree that she's looks like a normal woman. She's plainly average looking when she doesn't have her make-up on. As for my looking like a monkey comment, you'll have to see the picture to know what I mean.

I think I've seen the pictures you mean. But I have to say, I still think she's a pretty darn attractive lady. I hate to break it to you but celebrities will look like normal people when they're not primped and pampered and posed to perfection. To expect anything else is rather unreasonable.

As for the monkey, I don't see your point but oh well.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2004-08-05 04:26am

All things aside this, especially with the cast, has the potential to be a really interesting movie. The fact that there is a long shot at boobies (and all speculation aside its months from release which means anything is in the air) is kinda like a bonus. As a portman fan I want to see this and as a movie fan I think it'll be something interesting to watch.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-08-05 04:45am

Stormbringer wrote:I think I've seen the pictures you mean. But I have to say, I still think she's a pretty darn attractive lady. I hate to break it to you but celebrities will look like normal people when they're not primped and pampered and posed to perfection. To expect anything else is rather unreasonable.

As for the monkey, I don't see your point but oh well.

I'd also point out that she was quite a bit younger then.

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