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What celebrity would you like to see do hardcore?

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Spawned from aerius' thread on hardcore porn vs. softcore, I got to thinking that there are a lot of female celebrities I'd love to see get fucked up the ass or take a shot in the face.

First up, Anne Coulter. This woman needs a dick in her mouth like no one I've ever seen. After a surgical procedure to remove whatever is lodged in her rectum, she could move on to doing anal and possibly lesbian porn. Maybe a little cum catching would calm her down.

Secondly, we've got the 2001 variation of Christina Aguillera. The 2004 incarnation doesn't turn me on; it tends to scare me. So hand blond, sexy Christina over to Peter North.

Thirdly, Lea Thompson, aka Marty McFly's mom. She's a babe. 'Nuff said.

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Thirdly, Lea Thompson, aka Marty McFly's mom. She's a babe. 'Nuff said
Well, she did fuck Howard the Duck.

What I'd like to see:

Uma Thurman riding Lucy Liu with a strap-on
Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci grinding
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley groping and fondling each other (in a SW setting, of course, in handmaiden clothing)

And of course, Jenna Jameson w/Britney Spears.
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I'd rather see Ann Coulter do a scat vid.
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First choice: Sandra Bullock.
Second choice: Sandra Bullock.
Third choice: Sandra Bullock.
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Darth Wong wrote:First choice: Sandra Bullock.
Second choice: Sandra Bullock.
Third choice: Sandra Bullock.
Preferably with another babe 8)
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Darth Wong wrote:First choice: Sandra Bullock.
Second choice: Sandra Bullock.
Third choice: Sandra Bullock.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106913/

Reasonably explicit softcore scene.
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Darth Wong wrote:First choice: Sandra Bullock.
Second choice: Sandra Bullock.
Third choice: Sandra Bullock.
She did a fairly revealing sex scene in this really awful B-movie called Fire on the Amazon about ten years ago. It's at least worth seeing if you're a fan of her.

But I gotta say, that came way out of left field. She's really at the top of your list?

[edit]Ah, speak of the devil...
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Am I the only one who prefers m/f porn to f/f? Sure, lesbian action has its place, but I'd rather see the hot chick getting railed by a big cock.
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Keanu Reeves.

Ann Coulter Getting Bukakked, just for the sheer comedy of it. :twisted:
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Galvatron wrote:Am I the only one who prefers m/f porn to f/f? Sure, lesbian action has its place, but I'd rather see the hot chick getting railed by a big cock.
The guy's ass usually gets too much screen time.
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Joe wrote:
Galvatron wrote:Am I the only one who prefers m/f porn to f/f? Sure, lesbian action has its place, but I'd rather see the hot chick getting railed by a big cock.
The guy's ass usually gets too much screen time.
I also don't like ultra-close zooms to the 'moving parts'. I wanna see the whole fucking scene, not get an anatomy lesson!
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That's just shoddy camerawork. In well-made porn, all you should see is the guy's cock & balls slamming into the chick's pussy or asshole.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Joe wrote:
Galvatron wrote:Am I the only one who prefers m/f porn to f/f? Sure, lesbian action has its place, but I'd rather see the hot chick getting railed by a big cock.
The guy's ass usually gets too much screen time.
I also don't like ultra-close zooms to the 'moving parts'. I wanna see the whole fucking scene, not get an anatomy lesson!
That's my problem with a lot of hardcore; I don't really see why female anatomy lessons are necessary to enjoy lesbian porn.
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I saw the Sandra Bullock scene in question. You couldn't see shit. I was more turned on when she was wearing a black bikini in The Net. I wish she'd do a decent sex scene, preferably hardcore.

And Galvatron, I prefer male/female stuff, as well. Lesbians are great, don't get me wrong. I think the first lesbian scene Jenna Jameson ever did was the best lesbian scene ever (can't remember who the other girl was, but they were both in white lingerie, and it was very well-shot).

And yes, Kiera Knightly definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.
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Joe wrote:But I gotta say, that came way out of left field. She's really at the top of your list?
Why not? Sandra Bullock is a cute "girl next door" type who looks like she would actually have fun during sex.

A lot of stars strike me as the kind of woman who will either lay there like dead fish or do a line of coke before sex. Ice queens or skanks. Either way, ugh.
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Alyssa Milano. With a girl or a guy, I don't care. I'd prefer if she does not shave all her pubs either, a nicely trimmed triangle or rectangle would be really hot.
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Galvatron wrote:That's just shoddy camerawork. In well-made porn, all you should see is the guy's cock & balls slamming into the chick's pussy or asshole.
Exactly. I'd say something about the crapass music in porn, but this article nails all the bases: http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Porno.shtml
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Why not? Sandra Bullock is a cute "girl next door" type who looks like she would actually have fun during sex.
Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed and I'd certainly be interested in seeing a porno she starred in, she just wouldn't be at the top of my list.
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Galvatron wrote:That's just shoddy camerawork. In well-made porn, all you should see is the guy's cock & balls slamming into the chick's pussy or asshole.
In well-made porn, the camera changes position frequently, the lighting is good, the sound is clear, and the camera spends just as much time showing full-body shots with visible faces as it does on penetration.

Any guy who says he isn't interested in seeing the shocked look on a woman's face during that first anal thrust is lying.
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That sounds like a typical Rocco flick. :)
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My reply is "What celebrity would I *not* want to see doing pr0n?" :twisted:
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EmperorMing wrote:My reply is "What celebrity would I *not* want to see doing pr0n?" :twisted:
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EmperorMing wrote:My reply is "What celebrity would I *not* want to see doing pr0n?" :twisted:
Do you have a name or a list of names :P

After seeing Joe's post i feel the need for a barf bucket :oops:
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I'd love to see Sara Michelle Gellar going at it with Hudson Lieck
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1. Jessica Alba.
2. Allison Hannigan
3. Uma Thurman(socks on!)
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