Halloween Rant

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2002-10-20 08:37pm

Ladies and Gents, and all you others....

I need to vent on the shadowy attempt to cute up Halloween.

Everywhere I go, I see a LOT of new Halloween decorations with cutsy faces on vampires, ghosts and witches. You've seen 'em. The "Terry's Village" monsters with the rosy red cheeks and cherubic faces, etc. in place of the HORROR, the GORE, the.....GUTS of Halloween.

Its getting so bad most stores even refuse to use the word "Halloween" anymore. Now it's "Happy Autumn!" or "Happy Harvest Season"!

Eat me, you pricks. You will NOT sully the only holiday I give a rosy red shit about.

That is all.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-20 08:38pm

Yes, where is all the FAKE BLOOD???

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-20 08:41pm

Hey, I am not using fake dried blood on my Chef's jacket (with Hanibal Lecter Mask), I'm using the same Jacket to cook burger's with (Washing to disinfect but not bleaching) for the next week plus. Yes it will be real blood (Just cow and pig though)

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-20 08:42pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Hey, I am not using fake dried blood on my Chef's jacket (with Hanibal Lecter Mask), I'm using the same Jacket to cook burger's with (Washing to disinfect but not bleaching) for the next week plus. Yes it will be real blood (Just cow and pig though)

Just cow and pig?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2002-10-20 08:43pm

Darth Wong wrote:Yes, where is all the FAKE BLOOD???

Damn right. Its just not American!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-20 08:43pm

And a paragraph and a couple sentences isn't exactly a full rant...

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2002-10-20 08:44pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Hey, I am not using fake dried blood on my Chef's jacket (with Hanibal Lecter Mask), I'm using the same Jacket to cook burger's with (Washing to disinfect but not bleaching) for the next week plus. Yes it will be real blood (Just cow and pig though)

Now THAT's a man that knows how to celebrate Halloween! Authenticity is a job well done!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2002-10-20 08:47pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:And a paragraph and a couple sentences isn't exactly a full rant...

Oh hell, I can go on and on about this. The Christian Haunted Houses, the pamphlets being handed out on the evil satanic roots of Halloween...

But I thought everyone had enough Halloween horror in regards to 20,000 word rants..

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-20 08:48pm

Lord Poe wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:And a paragraph and a couple sentences isn't exactly a full rant...
Oh hell, I can go on and on about this. The Christian Haunted Houses, the pamphlets being handed out on the evil satanic roots of Halloween...

But I thought everyone had enough Halloween horror in regards to 20,000 word rants..

Big rants=good.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-20 09:36pm

I'm not into the whole goryness of Halloween. I don't need a special day to do stuff like that. I do like the over all evilness of the day, stealing candy from little kids, eggin' houses from two blocks away with a potato cannon, running over the little kids without reflective material, hitting kids dressed up like pokemon with toy pokeballs... filled with cement, finding the lazy bastards who leave a bowl of candy outside their door and say just take one, empting their bowls, and then ringing their doorbell and tell them their out. I can't wait till I have a house so I can set all sorts of traps for Halloween, giving up [apples/cans of food/rocks/etc. and then waiting by a window with a weak paintball gun or some sort of slingshot and eggs. Using a thumbtack to poke holes in all my candy so responsible parent's kids can't eat it. Hand out flavored condoms.

Man if there is a hell, I'm so goin' there.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-20 10:18pm

Of course I HAVE to know how to Celebrate Halloween. It's my mom's birthday.

Now for those idiots who want to ruin a perfectly good Cathlosized Druid Holiday/Celebration of death and the dead along with the dark side of our Psyche. Fuck you, you also have to loose the Other ones you stole TOO.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-20 10:20pm

Witness the Glory and Behold what we devopled Younder three years ago!

Ladies and Genetlment I present the Egg-Sniper Rifle!

We talked about building it for quite awhile the merged some 2 Inch Diamter Plastic Sewage Pipe with a tack on the end plus the Compressed Air, Its to loud but the plus side is one achives Relablie Accurasy of Egg-Yoke and Shell at roughly 52 Meters and is very easy to hit anything under that range(Anything else is damn near impossible) The Tack is there BTW to pre-crack the egg so by normaly the Yoke/Gooey stuff is already out of the egg and precceding it before the Shell ever hits the intended Target

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-20 10:28pm

Reminds me of being in the "Nerd Dorm" in College, we built "Various Semi-liquid Substance Filled Prophilactic" launching quickly assembleable catapult for the express purpose of shelling the Administration, and Jock infested dwellings, along with the Really annoying anti-Halloween "Christian Haunted House". I know waste of good Condoms but hey were nerds and you just can't get balloons to handle some of the substances that we were filling preelaunch.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-10-20 10:29pm

OK, just my two cents worth. Why the hell do the Christian's want to take over Yule and Easter as a so called Christian holiday and denergrate Samhain. If your going to steal all of the old holiday's and make them over for your own either steal them all so every body can enjoy them or leave them all the fuck alone, damn it.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-20 10:33pm

You forgot that they stole Valentines day, from a Roman Orgy Holiday, as well. God forbid they allow us to celebrate it the way it was originially intended, men dressed up as wolves, women beating them with whips.....

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-20 10:35pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:You forgot that they stole Valentines day, from a Roman Orgy Holiday, as well.

Damn, they really screwed that one up.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-10-20 10:37pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:You forgot that they stole Valentines day, from a Roman Orgy Holiday, as well. God forbid they allow us to celebrate it the way it was originially intended, men dressed up as wolves, women beating them with whips.....

Ahhh, the good old days.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-20 10:40pm

Knife wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:You forgot that they stole Valentines day, from a Roman Orgy Holiday, as well. God forbid they allow us to celebrate it the way it was originially intended, men dressed up as wolves, women beating them with whips.....

Ahhh, the good old days.

I don't know about that part about beating men with sticks but I'm all for an orgy day.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-20 10:41pm

Have you not been paying Attention Knife?
Thats the Christian Way!

Taken Good ideas and fucking them up since 10AD

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-20 10:44pm

They only beat them with sticks when they didn't want to be fucked, so generally it started out.

Men strip down and wear wolf hoods.
Men proceed to run through streets
women take pop shots at men
once women get tired Orgy commences

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-10-20 10:44pm

Mr Bean wrote:Have you not been paying Attention Knife?
Thats the Christian Way!

Taken Good ideas and fucking them up since 10AD

If Jesus saves, why doesn't he save the good stuff?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-20 10:51pm

Now I have that 60's rock song stuck in my head.

The one which has the corous:

"Jesus Saves, well he'd better save himself. From Boring Glory Seekers who use his name to kill."

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-10-20 10:57pm

Amen to that Yosemite bear.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-20 11:38pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Knife wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:You forgot that they stole Valentines day, from a Roman Orgy Holiday, as well. God forbid they allow us to celebrate it the way it was originially intended, men dressed up as wolves, women beating them with whips.....

Ahhh, the good old days.
I don't know about that part about beating men with sticks but I'm all for an orgy day.

Every day should be orgy day.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-20 11:46pm

Hell, yeah!

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