Check this out

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-19 07:30pm

http://www.myvag.net/

Comments?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-19 07:38pm

hmm...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-19 07:40pm

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-19 07:45pm

Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.

[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-19 07:50pm

Next of Kin wrote:
Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!

have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-19 08:00pm

salm wrote:have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.

Tell her to put a tampon in and then take her ass.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-19 08:00pm

salm wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!
have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.

A former girlfriend told me that she felt hornier around that time of the month. I didn't take the bait.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-19 08:01pm

Ugggggggh. That's just disgusting.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-19 08:05pm

salm wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
Right after I finish bleeding, my vagina lets loose a moderate amount of thickish, creamy, yellowish discharge. This tapers off to a slipperier white secretion that is slightly less heavy.
[img][img]http://smilies.networkessence.net/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif[/img][/img]

This is not what I bargained for!
have you ever had sex with a woman while she was bleeding? yuck.

I've always heard that women tend to be hornier during that time due to all the extra hormones floating around their systems.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-19 08:10pm

To all the people complaining about the menstrual stuff:

Maricas.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-19 08:12pm

Some things should simply not be placed on the internet. I realize that it violates freedom of speech, but why would such a site be necessary in any way, shape, or form?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-19 08:13pm

Maricas.

whats that?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-19 08:15pm

Master of Ossus wrote:Some things should simply not be placed on the internet. I realize that it violates freedom of speech, but why would such a site be necessary in any way, shape, or form?

Are you talking about the site as a whole, or just the 'bleeding' parts?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-19 08:18pm

Ah man, that reminds me of something I learned in my ASSP class when we were talking about AIDS.

It was listing the fluids you get in contact with during oral sex that can transmitted the HIV virus and one was menstrual blood. I seemed to be the only one in me class disgusted by that though...

I mean really eating a fucking chick out while she's on her period, FUCK thats nasty.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-19 08:24pm

Bah, they talk about that stuff all the time on TV commercials. I those commercials. I don't know how they could talk about stuff like that. Every other commercial these days is a tampon commercial.

I love my . Sometimes, I look at it in the mirror and wonder what it would look like without all the hair.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-20 06:40am

salm wrote:
Maricas.
whats that?

Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-20 09:22am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
salm wrote:
Maricas.
whats that?
Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos

Okay, I'm going to use my bad italian to try and translate what you just said in portuguese Olrik. Did you mean to say "go stroke your monkey"?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-20 09:27am

hmm... xalev bashing in foreign languages

Xalev penetrate suum anum cum magno dildo!

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-20 09:46am

Xalev penetrate suum anum cum magno dildo!

not exactly subtle

btw did you check out the link section which includes the menstruation museum

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-20 12:01pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos

Funcione, antes que minha gramática má o encontre.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-20 01:06pm

Hmmm...I really like this site, at least

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-20 01:12pm

XaLEv wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:Coward (well, it's more like calling you chicken), in portuguese

and to you, XaLev, vai pentear macacos
Funcione, antes que minha gramática má o encontre.

I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?

next of kin wrote:Okay, I'm going to use my bad italian to try and translate what you just said in portuguese Olrik. Did you mean to say "go stroke your monkey"?

Yes, it's a coloquial expression in portuguese meaning go bother someone else.

It's polite, I don't want to flame him with portuguese slang, that would be rude

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-20 02:06pm

Colonel Olrik wrote: I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?

"Run, before my bad grammar finds you."

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-20 04:49pm

XaLEv wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: I didn't get that. What did you mean to say?
"Run, before my bad grammar finds you."

Ah, you mistook a verb and it was enough for not understanding

what you wanted to say:

corre, antes que a minha má gramática te encontre

what you said:

function, before my evil grammar finds you.

Portuguese is tricky. disregarding the change in verbs, you misplaced má.
by puting it after gramática, you called your grammar evil. To má having the pretended meaning, you must put it before.

Percebeste, ratazana?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-20 10:04pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Ah, you mistook a verb and it was enough for not understanding

what you wanted to say:

corre, antes que a minha má gramática te encontre

what you said:

function, before my evil grammar finds you.

Portuguese is tricky. disregarding the change in verbs, you misplaced má.
by puting it after gramática, you called your grammar evil. To má having the pretended meaning, you must put it before.

It wasn't meant to be completely accurate. That's why I used babelfish for it. And anyway, I'm not fluent yet.

Percebeste, ratazana?

Sim, aranha.