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Critiquing child prodigies

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Here's a great website my friend showed me. It's for people with twisted, twisted senses of humor, but the way he dismisses children's youth, and their parents' understandable pride in their children, is absolutely hilarious.

http://maddox.jadebuddha.com/irule.html

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule2.html

I especially like his justifications for doing this.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

God, that's really mean.

But also very funny.
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This guy's whole site is funny as hell, take a look at this:

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html
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Durran Korr wrote:This guy's whole site is funny as hell, take a look at this:

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html
Some of his hate mail is great, too. I especially loved how people kept insisting that he had misspelled "insane" when he wrote "inane."
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Make sure to read up on your pshycology, too.
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What the Fuck!?!?

But lol.
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Lol!

It is a great Parody site

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Beat your kid, man I like the techniques given there. Goddamn that stuff is funny!
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This site is fuckin great! :lol: :lol:
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old, but cool
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This made me laugh uproariously.

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http://maddox.xmission.com/sponsor.html
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Some of it's downright cruel, but overall, it's a damn funny site.
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Was laughing my ass off at every article.

Boy he really hates women ... along with everything else too.

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man, both articles had me laughing my ass off :lol:
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Wow, that guys a major asshole. Must be why he's so damned funny.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

He is clearly a complete jerk, but he is a funny jerk.
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I think we've finally found the hitherto mythical 'average American....'
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Hmm...I wonder what the effects of him coming to SD.net would be... :shock:
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NO! NO! SILENCE!!!!!!!!
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