I love the "Onion"

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Sokar
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I love the "Onion"

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Read this and tell me they haven't hit the satirical nail right on the head

http://www.theonion.com/onion3837/starving_masses.html
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I liked this one better :D
Affable Anti-Semite Thinks The Jews Are Doing Super Job With The Media
PLANO, TX—Henry McCullers, an affable Plano-area anti-Semite, praised the Jewish people Monday for doing "a bang-up job" running the media. "This has been such a great year for movies, and the new crop of fall TV shows looks to be one of the best in years," McCullers said. "And the cable news channels are doing a terrific job, too. Admittedly, they're not reporting on the Jewish stranglehold on world finance, but, hey, that's understandable."

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The Onion is one of the best humor-newspapers in all of history. It is also one of the most consistent satirists I have ever seen.
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I got up to that bit when it said "if your babies starve, then Jesus will forgive them", and I didn't have to read any more......shit! :lol:
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