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Yea, power outage. Get on the FB group. :P
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Can't find it... I was on it, it was dead, so I left. Is it any more alive than it was? :P
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Elheru Aran wrote:Board was down for me practically all day until just now...
There was a power outage in the Toronto area.
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OK... what happened there? All the threads are off from Friday and that's about how long I haven't been able to get on. Did Mike have to replace the server or something? :(
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Something crashed, and he was busy so he didn't notice until now.
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Huh. OK. I figured that if he had actually gone and pulled the plug there'd have been at least a "the board is down till xx" message...
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What are you guys talking about? I've been able to access the forum all weekend. :wtf:
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Flagg wrote:What are you guys talking about? I've been able to access the forum all weekend. :wtf:
Not here, forums been down for three days now

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Flagg wrote:What are you guys talking about? I've been able to access the forum all weekend. :wtf:
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Mr Bean wrote:
Flagg wrote:What are you guys talking about? I've been able to access the forum all weekend. :wtf:
Not here, forums been down for three days now
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You guys must have shitty connections, then because it's been up.
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Flagg wrote:What are you guys talking about? I've been able to access the forum all weekend. :wtf:
And you've posted nothing since Friday, which tells me that it's in your cache. I was able to load the board over the weekend too, but the moment I went to log in it timed out.
Flagg wrote:You guys must have shitty connections, then because it's been up.
Either every single person trying to connect to SDN save yourself had shitty connections, or you had the board saved in your cache.
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Unless Flagg used a secret method to log in which had the side-effect of crashing the board for the rest of us. It was probably all part of his Cunning Plan™
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Dalton wrote:
Flagg wrote:What are you guys talking about? I've been able to access the forum all weekend. :wtf:
And you've posted nothing since Friday, which tells me that it's in your cache. I was able to load the board over the weekend too, but the moment I went to log in it timed out.
Flagg wrote:You guys must have shitty connections, then because it's been up.
Either every single person trying to connect to SDN save yourself had shitty connections, or you had the board saved in your cache.
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Was down for me in Texas. Came back up today.

If it took a while for Mike to notice something to be crashed, could probably do to have some sort of monitoring set up.

I've had a very good experience with Nagios if that's something that any of the board admins would be interested in. It's free and can send emails whenever there is a problem.

http://www.nagios.org/
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The only problem is my email that I originally joined SDN with is seriously defunct... I suppose I could change it though... I don't know, some sort of automatic "sorry, the board is temporarily down" page would be nice.
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Elheru Aran wrote:Huh. OK. I figured that if he had actually gone and pulled the plug there'd have been at least a "the board is down till xx" message...
It doesn't really work like that when you have a single server on a home connection and it crashes or looses power. If its dead, its dead. You only get messages like that from server farm hosted stuff (most of the interwebs!) which typically have some measure of self testing programmed in via the routers ect... that exist independent of the actual host.
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Yep, couldn't access the board for three days. I thought ya'll were boycotting me what with being in Indiana and all and our governor recently signing some dumb-ass legislation.

Anyhow, glad the board is back.
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No we'd make an exception in the boycott for Broomstick. She's our mole on the inside. :-P
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SD.net also has its own facebook group, for those of us who have sold their souls to Mark:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/2221698587/
Rebecca had birthday this weekend and Mike was busy celebrating that and didn't notice that the board went down or the messages from Dalton.

But it seems like everything is fine now. :)
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Well this would explain the sudden influx of membership requests
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btw I'm getting a virus alert for SD.net website (more accurately for the file
w w w.stardestroyer.net/Empire/RecruitPics/Recruit-7-large.png), you might want to check if that's something to be consern about or just a false positive, oh and I broke the link to the file in purpose if it turns out it was infected.
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Lord Revan wrote:btw I'm getting a virus alert for SD.net website (more accurately for the file
w w w.stardestroyer.net/Empire/RecruitPics/Recruit-7-large.png), you might want to check if that's something to be consern about or just a false positive, oh and I broke the link to the file in purpose if it turns out it was infected.
I just took a look at it, unless it's exploiting an unknown flaw in PNG parsers, it's legit.
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Ace Pace wrote:
Lord Revan wrote:btw I'm getting a virus alert for SD.net website (more accurately for the file
w w w.stardestroyer.net/Empire/RecruitPics/Recruit-7-large.png), you might want to check if that's something to be consern about or just a false positive, oh and I broke the link to the file in purpose if it turns out it was infected.
I just took a look at it, unless it's exploiting an unknown flaw in PNG parsers, it's legit.
you mean it's just false positive?
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Lord Revan wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:
Lord Revan wrote:btw I'm getting a virus alert for SD.net website (more accurately for the file
w w w.stardestroyer.net/Empire/RecruitPics/Recruit-7-large.png), you might want to check if that's something to be consern about or just a false positive, oh and I broke the link to the file in purpose if it turns out it was infected.
I just took a look at it, unless it's exploiting an unknown flaw in PNG parsers, it's legit.
you mean it's just false positive?

Yes.
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