Deer are fuckin' stupid....

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Deer are fuckin' stupid....

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(from a gun board)

This happened at the intersection of Hwy 100 and I394 in Wayzata MN,
about 15 miles from where I work. Evidently, the deer was on
the Hwy100 overpass and was scared by a car, so it jumped....

Much to the disappointment of the Durango owner.
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I would hate to have to explain this to Allstate. When someone smashed my truck while it was parked in the street. They didnt believe me at first.
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ROTFLMAO
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Its funny how all you can see at first is the deers ass
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I could just see the conversation in that car before it happened

"honey watch out there is a deer in the OH MY GOD!"
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I can tell it wasn't from Yosemite, the bears would be looting the car.
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And people question my "final solution" for deer.
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Perfectly excecuted dive thru a windshield, damn, that takes skill. :lol:
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Azeron wrote:And people question my "final solution" for deer.
Yeah, because it's both fucking stupid and based on a selfish motive. You want to kill them all because they mess up your nice clean lawn.
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Besides someone or something has to keep the Carphoners on their toes....
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Post by weemadando »

I say a nice job by the deer to nail that 4WD driving wankers shiny new toy.
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