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Post by HemlockGrey »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

You'll disgrace your life

Always.. choose.. science..
\appeal to authority


Tell that to my father. PhD in history. Or my mother. Some sort of degree in sociology. Gotta love it. ^^

/appeal to authority
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Post by Azeron »

Considerign the chances of this person making it, I suggest going to Mike's house to give him a bj is your best bet.

I knew a stripper in college who beleived in gaining knowlegde from the proffessor that way, adn it seemed to worked considerign she got straight A's.
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Post by Vertigo1 »

Mr Bean wrote:Eat Wongs Brain and thus aquire his knowledge

*Braaaaiiinns :lol:

Or just listen what he has to say
"Brain! Brain! What is brain?"

:D

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SWPIGWANG
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Post by SWPIGWANG »

uh.....

I can't even focus for that long. I high school I slept in half of my classes and not I'm hurting my fingers trying to follow the notes.....

Now I need to socialize! Grrrr You'd think being a nerd prevents such annoyances. :?

Any tips on time management and procastination. (like how do I stop the temptation to post at boards like this.....grrrr)
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salm
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Post by salm »

you dont have to socialize completely. you can make group with other nerds and after studying go home and hang around in the internet and post at boards like this.

time managment:

sleep till 10
meat group at 11:30
go to mensa and eat ( if you go there later it will be crowded and you´ll have to wait in line forever to get your rubber schnitzel with unsalted fat dripping fries. it will also be cold )
12:30 start doing stuff you need to do
attend tutorials
after tutorials keep working till
7:00 one of your group members gets food for all, dont stop working
keep working to 10, 11, or 12. dont miss you last bus/train/tram.
go home, sleep or hang around on boards like this.

working 12 hours per day wont be anything unusual.
but it can be something like fun.
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