I SO FUCKING HATE MY GODDAMN COMPUTER

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I SO FUCKING HATE MY GODDAMN COMPUTER

Post by RayCav of ASVS »

MICROSOFT IS PURE SHIT!

I WANNA BANG THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF MY CPU WITH MY FUCKING KEYBOARD!
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er...Any particular reason for this sudden outburst? :?
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

it keeps saying all SD.net threads have been read WHEN I HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKING TOUCHED THEM!
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Post by Mr Bean »

Thats not Microsofts problem, Thats not even IE's fault, thats the way the board is set up, Did you open up TWO windows before you hit the new threads button?

Cause the latest window is what that link goes on so if you visted twice in fifteen minutes, does not matter if the vist BEFORE that was six years ago and you have not been here, it goes on that 15 mintues

Thats a BBI coding problem NOT a Micrsoft problem(though you can find one of those if you look hard enough)

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no
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It's the reset function, I have explained it to you before Ray Cav.

On some systems, (Mine and Ray Cav.'s) any time there is a drop out or service interuption, or Denial of service, everything get's reset as all entries have been read. It's a software problem.
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That shut him up.
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I think I know whats happening.

Raycav uses a mac, and IE on Mac if a link wrapped in a DIV element the element will expand in IEs DOM interptitation. Since the Mark all threads read option is right next to some useful controls, if you aren't exact you might end up clicking on that and think you are clicking somthing else.
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

Ted wrote:That shut him up.
That's the last straw

*PLONK!*
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You can't plonk someone here
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You know you should really try to hit some besides yourself when you do that.
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:You can't plonk someone here
I can at least pretend to
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:You can't plonk someone here
I can at least pretend to
One word can be used to discribe this course of action: stupid
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:You can't plonk someone here
I can at least pretend to
One word can be used to discribe this course of action: stupid
Visit ASVS more often :P
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote: I can at least pretend to
One word can be used to discribe this course of action: stupid
Visit ASVS more often :P
I visit several times a day. The idea of announcing your plonking when no such feature exists is just stupid.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: One word can be used to discribe this course of action: stupid
Visit ASVS more often :P
I visit several times a day. The idea of announcing your plonking when no such feature exists is just stupid.
Ah screw it

*PLONK!*
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:it keeps saying all SD.net threads have been read WHEN I HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKING TOUCHED THEM!
Accessing most webboards from a different browser or from a different computer will do that. Board software isn't smart enough to handle this kind of situation so it just assumes everything's been read.

I wish SD had an NNTP interface....
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