I'm so lonely

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-20 10:43pm

Dalton wrote:Ray did that himself, not me.

And I'm still not sure why I even did it in the first place

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-20 10:44pm

Dalton wrote:Ray did that himself, not me.

Obviously.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-20 11:08pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Dalton wrote:Ray did that himself, not me.
And I'm still not sure why I even did it in the first place

You are one messed up fool.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-20 11:15pm

Ted wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Dalton wrote:Ray did that himself, not me.
And I'm still not sure why I even did it in the first place
You are one messed up fool.

Ray, you really need to stop this - Rob

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-20 11:20pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Ted wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote: And I'm still not sure why I even did it in the first place
You are one messed up fool.
Ray, you really need to stop this - Rob

Ray, you are seriously messed.
As well as being incredibly bored.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-20 11:44pm

Polish roulette...hmm...sounds interesting.

But wait, don't semi-automatics automatically load a bullet into the chamber, or something?

Wouldn't that make it much less of a roulette, and more of a 'horrible way to die'?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-20 11:48pm

Cyril wrote:Polish roulette...hmm...sounds interesting.

But wait, don't semi-automatics automatically load a bullet into the chamber, or something?

Wouldn't that make it much less of a roulette, and more of a 'horrible way to die'?

RUSSIAN roulette.
Haven't you seen Deer Hunter?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-20 11:50pm

Well, I know what Russian Roulette is, obviously.

But someone else mentioned that Polish Roulette is played with a semi-auto.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-20 11:54pm

Of course! It's all so clear now! Alyrium and Raycav should get together! Raycav, have you ever considered switching from AC to DC?

That was amusing. However I dont think he is my type

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-20 11:57pm

Cyril wrote:Polish roulette...hmm...sounds interesting.

But wait, don't semi-automatics automatically load a bullet into the chamber, or something?

Wouldn't that make it much less of a roulette, and more of a 'horrible way to die'?

I see you didn't catch the "dumb Pole" joke.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-20 11:58pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:That was amusing. However I dont think he is my type

Too bad

It would have made for our own board-created romance!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-20 11:58pm

....Oh! I get it now! It's a joke! I get jokes!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-21 12:01am

I just dont tink I could handle a long distance relationship.

Sorry Ray. Its not you, its me. I just dont think I could handle a long distance relationship. And I just so happen to be a gay male, and not the straight or bisexual female you would prefer. I am sorry. I hope this doesn't effect our friendship

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-21 12:17am

Darth Wong wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:That was amusing. However I dont think he is my type
Too bad It would have made for our own board-created romance!

Yeah, great....

Can you fuckers please stop that now? I'm afraid I may turn into another Shep if you keep this up

no, please don't misconstrue this as offensive, it isn't meant to be serious. Seriously, though, please stop. And another thing, Arylyn or whatever - you're getting on my nerves - Ray

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-21 12:26am

Can you fuckers please stop that now? I'm afraid I may turn into another Shep if you keep this up

Don't worry; we have plenty of hollowpoints just in case that happens.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-21 01:03am

Awright, enough teasing the poor guy

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-21 01:50am

How so Ray?

Tell me and perhaps I can fix the problem.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-21 01:52am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:How so Ray?

Tell me and perhaps I can fix the problem.

NO!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-21 01:55am

So you want me to stay on your nerves? Okay, a little wierd but you are entitled to your wierdness(I know I am, so denying you the same is hypocritical)

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-21 01:58am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:So you want me to stay on your nerves? Okay, a little wierd but you are entitled to your wierdness(I know I am, so denying you the same is hypocritical)

I don't want you to get on my nerves either

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-21 02:16am

Darth Wong wrote:
Cyril wrote:Polish roulette...hmm...sounds interesting.

But wait, don't semi-automatics automatically load a bullet into the chamber, or something?

Wouldn't that make it much less of a roulette, and more of a 'horrible way to die'?
I see you didn't catch the "dumb Pole" joke.

Yeah, that pretty much kills it, though using a semi auto really is called Polish roulette. Took care of three morons in Phildephia alone last year.

Any nation, which designs a tank with five reverse gears and only two forward is just asking for it though..

In reality though, the Poles have proved quite smart and powerful for there size throughout history and I'm proud to be one.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-09-21 02:36am

Raycav: get a phonebook and start looking for mental health resources in your area. You've got--shall I say--'issues' that need to be worked out before you will ever have much of a chance of winding up in a constructive relationship. This is not an insult: I'm completely serious.

Shep: did you intended for him to take up shooting as a sport (no, Shep, not people, paper targets) or have you turned into an even bigger jackass than you used to be in the era of 16" penis..er..BB gun threads?

Sea Skimmer: wasn't the tank with five reverse gears and one forward an Italian invention (ok, Italian joke) rather than Polish?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-21 02:38am

But Ray, how am I getting on your nerves? If you would tell me I can remedy the situation. Or are you going to act like a female(no offense but they do do this) and be pissed off at me and not tell me why? Do you want me to guess or something?

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2002-09-21 03:22am

yo, RayCav! I know how you can alleviate your boredom! Just unscrew the cap of that BOTTLE OF BLEACH under the kitchen sink and see how fast you can chug it! And after that, your lonliness will be gone too, as you will soon be surrounded by a whole room full of nice doctors and nurses.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-21 04:38am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Cyril wrote:Polish roulette...hmm...sounds interesting.

But wait, don't semi-automatics automatically load a bullet into the chamber, or something?

Wouldn't that make it much less of a roulette, and more of a 'horrible way to die'?
I see you didn't catch the "dumb Pole" joke.
Yeah, that pretty much kills it, though using a semi auto really is called Polish roulette. Took care of three morons in Phildephia alone last year.

Any nation, which designs a tank with five reverse gears and only two forward is just asking for it though..

In reality though, the Poles have proved quite smart and powerful for there size throughout history and I'm proud to be one.

And that way the mystery of SeaSkimmer's origin was solved.