I'm so lonely

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-09-21 10:08am

Well, Ray, why don't you try something new and kinda abnormal like... Psychrocism? You're gonna like it, trust me

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-21 11:35am

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-04.html

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-21 12:21pm

Enlightenment: Screw you. I don't need help

Shep and Falk: Fuck off

Arylum or whatever: You get on my nerves because, well...you tend to be, how should I put it, "a bit too much out of the closet"? To be perfectly honest, it's really more annoying than actually getting on my nerves, and I should have phrased it differently, but you really put me off when I feared you were hitting on me

Anyway, well, I made it sound worse than what it actually was/is, and overall I don't mind it as much as I made it sound to be.

The rest of you, Lord Wong included: Seriously, I would appreciate it if you guys stopped this nonesense already. And I also wouldn't mind if someone closed this fucking thread already

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-21 12:53pm

Dont worry Ray I wasnt hitting on you. It is called a joke. I do tend to be a little bit "out" for some people. But that is thr price I pay for not being in the black lightless closet.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-09-21 03:34pm

Get a pet rock, forever young, it won't die on you, and costs very little money to take care of it. Especially good companion if you go the way of the hippie!

Sorry, just couldn't let this die... no pun intended.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-09-21 04:16pm

Have tried flaming people? I hear that sometimes works.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-21 04:16pm

Larz wrote:Get a pet rock, forever young, it won't die on you, and costs very little money to take care of it. Especially good companion if you go the way of the hippie!

Sorry, just couldn't let this die... no pun intended.

ROB! CLOSE THIS FUCKING THREAD NOW!

Now, now, Ray, you can't take a joke? Just for that, I'm going to keep this thread open until you can learn to laugh - Rob

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-21 04:24pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: I see you didn't catch the "dumb Pole" joke.
Yeah, that pretty much kills it, though using a semi auto really is called Polish roulette. Took care of three morons in Phildephia alone last year.

Any nation, which designs a tank with five reverse gears and only two forward is just asking for it though..

In reality though, the Poles have proved quite smart and powerful for there size throughout history and I'm proud to be one.
And that way the mystery of SeaSkimmer's origin was solved.

Not really, that only solves where 1/3 or so of me came from.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-21 04:26pm

Enlightenment wrote:Raycav: get a phonebook and start looking for mental health resources in your area. You've got--shall I say--'issues' that need to be worked out before you will ever have much of a chance of winding up in a constructive relationship. This is not an insult: I'm completely serious.

Shep: did you intended for him to take up shooting as a sport (no, Shep, not people, paper targets) or have you turned into an even bigger jackass than you used to be in the era of 16" penis..er..BB gun threads?

Sea Skimmer: wasn't the tank with five reverse gears and one forward an Italian invention (ok, Italian joke) rather than Polish?

No, the Poles really did build a tank prototype with that gearing. Italy IIRc however did build a tank with no reverse whatsoever. Must have made close quarters turning real fun.

Another classic Polish tank joke is "How do you stop a Polish tank?"

Answer "Shoot the people who are pushing it"

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-09-21 04:34pm

Now, now, Ray, you can't take a joke? Just for that, I'm going to keep this thread open until you can learn to laugh - Rob

Hear that? Let the post count padding commence!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-21 04:36pm

Raxmei wrote:
Now, now, Ray, you can't take a joke? Just for that, I'm going to keep this thread open until you can learn to laugh - Rob
Hear that? Let the post count padding commence!

Chances are he put that in on his own.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-09-21 04:40pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Raxmei wrote:
Now, now, Ray, you can't take a joke? Just for that, I'm going to keep this thread open until you can learn to laugh - Rob
Hear that? Let the post count padding commence!
Chances are he put that in on his own.

There are two possibilities:
1.That note is genuine. Dalton won't close the thread. I win.

2.That note is false. Dalton will close the thread, as Ray has requested. Somebody wins, but it isn't me.

3.The entire post was a joke. Ray has found his sense of humor. He gets a laugh at my expense. Once again, somebody wins and it's not me.

Damn.

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