Everything you wanted in a forklift safety video...

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Everything you wanted in a forklift safety video...

Post by Alferd Packer »

Blood!

Decapitation!

INSTRUCTIONS BEING SHOUTED IN GERMAN!

Without further ado, I present THE BEST VIDEO EVER. :lol:

http://www.msu.edu/~rahmanse/staplerfahrer_klaus.wmv
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Lol, that is one of the best videos iv seen in a while, my friends nearly choked from laughter when I showed it 2 em.
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Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

Odd....I got audio but not video...
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

::sides break apart in giggles, and the bell starts to ring again::
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I'm still laughing 10 minutes later.. I've got to get one of my German speaking friends to translate this..
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
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Post by XaLEv »

Damn.
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Post by Mr Bean »

LOL
Wish more saftey videos where like that :D

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The bit were the guy had his arm taken of and the chainsaw went of by itself, I laughed so hard I nearly suffocated :lol: :lol: :D
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Post by salm »

yeah, i´ve seen that one. pretty funny.
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