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Post by Mr Bean » 2002-07-11 03:27pm

How much sercret Underground Bunks Go for these days? Yeeeeeeeshhhh

I called in a few contractors to see how much it would cost to refurbsh the old Underground Bunker and I knew I was gonna have to pay and Arm and a Leg for it but not an Ear and a Toe to!


I mean look at this
The lowest Estmates
Feeding of Shark infested pool. 200$ Twice a week
Oiling of Trapdoors, Swinging axes and platforms, 643.32$ a Week!
Shipping and Handeling for Uranium for my Weather Machine over 800$!
And worst of all
Polsihing of Death Ray 3$ a square foot! It works out to over $31,000!


Blast Econ!

Oh and 300 posts :)

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Post by David » 2002-07-11 03:44pm

Do you have any idea...
How much sercret Underground Bunks Go for these days? Yeeeeeeeshhhh

I called in a few contractors to see how much it would cost to refurbsh the old Underground Bunker and I knew I was gonna have to pay and Arm and a Leg for it but not an Ear and a Toe to!


I mean look at this
The lowest Estmates
Feeding of Shark infested pool. 200$ Twice a week
Oiling of Trapdoors, Swinging axes and platforms, 643.32$ a Week!
Shipping and Handeling for Uranium for my Weather Machine over 800$!
And worst of all
Polsihing of Death Ray 3$ a square foot! It works out to over $31,000!


Blast Econ!

But have a fully equiped bunker? pricless.



420 posts, I just past GAT. :wink:

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Post by Mr Bean » 2002-07-11 03:45pm

Not to spoil the post after but then I don't have a infitie amount of monkeys running around posting on the board
Back to writing Shakespear you! :)

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Post by David » 2002-07-11 03:48pm

:twisted: All the monkeys are mine.

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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-11 03:59pm

David wrote:


420 posts, I just past GAT. :wink:



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Post by David » 2002-07-11 04:03pm

I did, for all of five minutes

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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-11 04:06pm

David wrote:I did, for all of five minutes




Ha.



A lot of money yep.
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Post by David » 2002-07-11 04:08pm

:roll:

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Post by Howedar » 2002-07-11 04:17pm

You people scare me.
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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-11 04:31pm

Howedar wrote:You people scare me.



Says Mr. I know the power output of the Death Star :D
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Post by Mr Bean » 2002-07-11 04:42pm

:shock: *With Great Shock :shock:
You mean you don't?
:D

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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-11 04:43pm

Mr Bean wrote::shock: *With Great Shock :shock:
You mean you don't?
:D





Um...no?
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Post by David » 2002-07-11 05:40pm

*slaps GAT*


And they made you a mod, shameful, just shameful.

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Post by Mr Bean » 2002-07-11 05:58pm

What'a gonna say next, You don't even know the DS serial Number?

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Post by David » 2002-07-11 06:02pm

I have a picture of the license plate:



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Post by VF5SS » 2002-07-11 06:29pm

The giant disco ball o' death, baby!
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi » 2002-07-12 05:06pm

That's cheap! Where I live, you can't even get sharks! You have to use mutilated trout! And the radioactive waste isa extra! And the service for underground lair equipment is horrible too! I asked for a 40 Gigawatt Raygun, and they give me a guy named Ray in a box! And I had to keep him in my house for 2 weeks becauase my trout weren't shipped yet!
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Post by Mr Bean » 2002-07-12 05:14pm

! Radioactive Waste is Extra?
Hell they gave me enough money for both the sharks AND the rediciusly Slow Dipping Mechnaish just to use the Radioactive waste in my Radioactive waste room

Yes I know I need a better name but the name guy fell in the monkey Cage last week(Don't you people read signs? No guard rails yet installed please do not use this hallway yeeeeesh!) and I have not found a replacment yet

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Post by David » 2002-07-12 08:29pm

Yes, the monkeys enjoyed him, he was delicious. :twisted:

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Post by Mr Bean » 2002-07-12 08:57pm

I always prefered Monkeys to Giant Killer Gorrilas
No Damn Dirty Apes jokes when I have just the monkeys

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Post by David » 2002-07-12 09:19pm

Giant killer gorillas are pansies compared to





Giant Killer Monkeys!





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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi » 2002-07-12 10:18pm

Giant Killer Monkeys, those are endangered! At least the ones that kill giants. I'm experimenting with exposing fire ants to radiation. If my projections are correct, the ants will become the size of a house, and because there will be a cubed increase in volume and mass but only a squared increase in strength, they will be extremely feeble, and they will then be sent out into the outside world, where their bodies can rip open, and flood cities with their acidic bodily fluids.

I also got my luxury control center. Instead of an upright piano painted gray and with buttons glued on, I have a baby grand piano painted gray and with buttons glued on.

And I finally got my raygun at a price of $400,000, but the Christmas lights were $50 extra, and I had to glue them on myself.
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Post by David » 2002-07-13 02:45am

Military insurection~ 5 million

Fully equiped army~ 12 million

World Domination~ somewhere in the billions



Mini-me~ priceless

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