The Yo'Momma Thread

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-12 10:11am

Yes, this is the official Yo'Momma thread. Post jokes about people's mommas (especially Dorkshit's) here.

Yo'Momma so fat, before God said "let there be light," he said "move your big fat ass out the way!"

By the way, this is my 500th post. In the works of Luke, "I'm a Jedi, like my father before me."

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-09-12 12:43pm

Yo' mama so fat, she got 3 stomachs. One for each food group.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-12 12:44pm

Yo' momma so fat, if she runs too fast she'll eject Earth from the system.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-09-12 01:37pm

Yo, momma so fat, she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-09-12 04:27pm

Yo mama so nasty she has to put Ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-12 04:35pm

Your mama's teeth are so big, when she opens her mouth, i dont know what to do, smile back or kick a field goal. SCOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-12 04:53pm

Q: What's the difference between yo'momma and a 747?

A1: 20lb

A2: Not everybody's been on a 747.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-09-12 04:53pm

Yo momma so fat that when she walks into an elevator it has to go down!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-12 04:53pm

Yo mamma's a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.

Your mamma's like a bridge across the Rio Grande - she always gets laid by Mexicans.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-12 04:55pm

Yo' momma's so ugly, not even Es Arkajae would touch her.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-09-12 04:58pm

Yo' momma's so stupid, she's come up with an asinine thread like this.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-12 05:00pm

Your mama's so stupid, she sucked Darkstar's cock.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-12 05:23pm

Yo'momma so fat, if you want to climb on top to have sex, you have to slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in.

Yo'momma so fat, after having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-09-12 05:29pm

Yo mama is Like a Hoover vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, then gets laid in the closet.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-12 05:44pm

Okay, let me rephrase that....

Yo mama's so stupid she jizzed all over Darkstar's Mangina

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-09-12 10:34pm

Yo Momma's so fat, her belt size is the Equator.

or

Yo Momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-12 10:40pm

Man, I'm really loving this thread.

Yo'Momma so fat, when someone told her it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and spoon.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-12 10:47pm

You mama's so fat when she sat on a chair, it broke
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR... WHEEZE..... HA HAR HA HAR!