Halloween Costume.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-09 08:52pm

My friend usually holds a halloween party each year the weekend of the holiday.

Usually I try to make a costume.

Finally after 16 years on this earth I've learned, I can't do that.

So, I'm gonna go in my normal clothes, and try to think up a bunch of shitty exscuses for not gettin' a costume.

So far I have: Oh, I'm his clone, Plain Clothes Cop, Werewolf... DO YOU SEE A FULL MOON! Dumbass., Fresh Zombie. Spy.

Probly could think of some other shitty ones, but I'd like to see what idea's ya'll can come up with.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-09 08:56pm

Dress nice and call yourself a JW

Or a Fundie
They look like everyone else, just not as bright

*Edit

Ooooor better yet go as GOD

When people say you don't look like him, callenge them with an Oh Realy? Do you have a snap shot of him liying around when you went to God World Last summer?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-09 08:59pm

I always say that no costume could make my personal appearance and hygiene any more frightening, anyway.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-09 09:04pm

I don't worry about these things, because who would invite me to a costume party first of all, and secondly, the scariest thing I can be is myself. I jsut have to bring out my ic side.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-09-09 09:07pm

get a sticker that say's "Hello! My Name Is" and write in something. Try "God" and then ask if the costume is a little narsasistic.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-09 09:12pm

I'm dressing as a mime. my normal outfit is weird enough for halloween, so I'm doing the antigoth.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-09 11:38pm

Me I would go with robes and a quarter staff.

I prefer black with silver trim
Black with purble trim
Green with red trim
pure black
or red with gold trim(I am a red wizard ot thay)

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-10 07:30pm

Im going to a party as a giant dick

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-10 07:39pm

Ok, how the fuck did this thread get offtopic, I was asking for idea's of shitty ideas of why I was wearing normal clothes to a Halloween Party.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-10 07:39pm

Do as I did on two consecutive Halloweens when I was NOT feeling particularly creative. Once I went dressed in a nice suit and a briefacse and said I was an attorney. The next time I went dressed in casual clothes and wore sunglasses and claimed I was a vampire. I had the whole cool inhuman thing going and I only drank red wine...it saved me from having to make an ass of myself in a costume.

Dream costumes I've ALWAYS wanted to wear: A medieval knight, armor sword and all. A Nazi Officer (They had the COOLEST uniforms) A stormtrooper.

You could always buy those 20.00 electronic lightsabers, clip it to your belt and say you're a modern day Jedi.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-10 07:45pm

Stravo wrote:Do as I did on two consecutive Halloweens when I was NOT feeling particularly creative. Once I went dressed in a nice suit and a briefacse and said I was an attorney.

My friends already done that, I could probly do it better, but still.

Stravo wrote:The next time I went dressed in casual clothes and wore sunglasses and claimed I was a vampire. I had the whole cool inhuman thing going and I only drank red wine...it saved me from having to make an ass of myself in a costume

Dream costumes I've ALWAYS wanted to wear: A medieval knight, armor sword and all. A Nazi Officer (They had the COOLEST uniforms) A stormtrooper..

Yeah, but that requires work.

Stravo wrote:You could always buy those 20.00 electronic lightsabers, clip it to your belt and say you're a modern day Jedi.

Uhhhhh, I did that, wore a brown jumpsuit, it's how I got my nickname for the past three years(and probly the rest of my life) Granpa.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-10 07:46pm

Get this black and orange shirt that says "Costume" everyone will understand

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-10 07:49pm

Or I could always go in a big pair of spiderman underwear, and proudly exclaim that I'm a fucking idiot.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-09-10 07:54pm

Go wearing nothing but women's underclothes. Say that you decided not to wear a costume this year.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 08:26pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Or I could always go in a big pair of spiderman underwear, and proudly exclaim that I'm a fucking idiot.

You mean you were thinking of dressing up as Darkstar?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-10 09:02pm

I still saying going as God is a brillant idea

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-09-10 09:03pm

Get a white sheet and a pillowcase. Cut eye holes in the pillowcase, put it over your head, and go as a member of the KKK. Of course, there is the downside that someone might mistake you for John Asscroft...

(Aside: replace the pillowcase with a towel for the Osama bin Laden look. Don't do this in a redneck area because you might be mistaken for bin Laden and get shot as a result. I'm not joking here.)

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-09-11 05:55am

I think I'll dress up as a streaker this year and ask for candy at the nearest sororiety.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-12 07:29am

Darth Wong wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Or I could always go in a big pair of spiderman underwear, and proudly exclaim that I'm a fucking idiot.
You mean you were thinking of dressing up as Darkstar?

There's something scarier?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-12 07:29am

Oh wait, practiacally anything