Final Flamewar: Attack Of The Trolls

[CmdrSweevo]

Boy I wish I didn't have a 56k moden and could download files like that.

::looks sadly at 28k modem::

Might be a while before I can play this

[phongn]

Except Mr Ninjas area attacks do 1 damage to everything in there and Mr Priest crumples after one hit EVERY battle, and I did not carry NEAR enough items in with me

This is what I did, with Poe, Chuck (the priest), Wong & I:

I errected a Planatary Shield, Poe used the Ultimate Versus Database, Chuck fired off an Ultima and Mike did his Imperial Smackdown (or whatever it's called). I then proceeded to fire 1E38s, Chuck Ultimas, Wayne with either Travam or the Grenade Launcher and Mike with his ultimate attack until the end boss died.

Ahhh, 1E38. If only it was still an area affect spell like when I ran through the thing in playtesting.

I also used Chuck and Poe, although I think I'll go with Sir Graeme of Dice and either Kynes or Aron next time.

The second time I used Chuck and Aron (with twin Trollslayer Katanas). I may try again with Chuck, but that'd mean stocking up on Items since I don't have his healing powers. Alas, Kynes isn't so useful as his TS attacks suck against the castle enemies.

[Raptor 597]

Curious, what are the controls?

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

1. Where are the holy grenade and vorpal sword?
2. I'm stuck on Wong's ship. WTF do you do?

[phongn]

1. Where are the holy grenade and vorpal sword?

There are two islands to the south of the Deja mainland. Go to the southeast island and talk to the Adjective Army, who will direct you to go to the southwest island. Defeat the Jabberwocky and you shall receive the Vorpal Sword. Return to the Adjective Army and you'll get the Holy Hand Grenade.

2. I'm stuck on Wong's ship. WTF do you do?

Talk to Wong.

[XaLEv]

There are two islands to the south of the Deja mainland. Go to the southeast island and talk to the Adjective Army, who will direct you to go to the southwest island. Defeat the Jabberwocky and you shall receive the Vorpal Sword. Return to the Adjective Army and you'll get the Holy Hand Grenade.

Who the fuck are those guys? In real life I mean. I've heard people mention them, but I've never been able to actually find any solid information.

EDIT: And who are all the people in the cantina at EssBee? I recognized IXJac and I think Deimos, but that's it.

[Dalton]

Who the fuck are those guys? In real life I mean. I've heard people mention them, but I've never been able to actually find any solid information.

An infamous bunch of lunatics who invaded ASVS a while back thanks to Spyda and Predator. We have a love/hate relationship with them; on the one hand, they flooded the NG, but on the other, most of them are funny as hell.

EDIT: And who are all the people in the cantina at EssBee? I recognized IXJac and I think Deimos, but that's it.

Let me see...

On the upper left, Deimos.
Left side, top down: No idea, IXJac, E1701, probably some random moron.
Right side, top down: That dude who liked Janeway and Isil'zha. The guy running around is a mystery too.

I think there are two others.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

1. Where are the holy grenade and vorpal sword?

There are two islands to the south of the Deja mainland. Go to the southeast island and talk to the Adjective Army, who will direct you to go to the southwest island. Defeat the Jabberwocky and you shall receive the Vorpal Sword. Return to the Adjective Army and you'll get the Holy Hand Grenade.

Do you need a boat?

2. I'm stuck on Wong's ship. WTF do you do?

Talk to Wong.

All he does is answer about Graham Kennedy and what I have to do.

[XaLEv]

Do you need a boat?

Yeah.

All he does is answer about Graham Kennedy and what I have to do.

Where, exactly, are you in the game?

[phongn]

1. Where are the holy grenade and vorpal sword?

There are two islands to the south of the Deja mainland. Go to the southeast island and talk to the Adjective Army, who will direct you to go to the southwest island. Defeat the Jabberwocky and you shall receive the Vorpal Sword. Return to the Adjective Army and you'll get the Holy Hand Grenade.

Do you need a boat?

Yes

2. I'm stuck on Wong's ship. WTF do you do?

Talk to Wong.

All he does is answer about Graham Kennedy and what I have to do.

Did you go to Young's house yet?

[Steve]

The game is hilarious!

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

The game is hilarious!

Heh, did you know your in it? I don't want to spoil it, but your the only good moderator



Oh and

1. How the fuck do you get a boat?
2. Who should I take for my party?

[Dalton]

1. How the fuck do you get a boat?

You get it early on, but it's a bit of a secret. Let me just say that you follow your RPG instincts in the house on the southeast side of the first map.

It's not required to finish the game, since there are more powerful weapons than the ones you get. It does help in the beginning.

2. Who should I take for my party?

Ah, the question of the ages. That really depends on what you want. If you want great flame spells, try Kerkhof, Kynes or Poe. Kerkhof and Kynes are great for two-handed attacks as well. If you need a healer, Chuck is the way to go, and as a bonus, as you level him up he gets great attack techs. For brute force, Dice is a great choice, since the Trekkieslayer is the single most powerful sword in the game.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

1. How the fuck do you get a boat?

You get it early on, but it's a bit of a secret. Let me just say that you follow your RPG instincts in the house on the southeast side of the first map.

It's not required to finish the game, since there are more powerful weapons than the ones you get. It does help in the beginning.

2. Who should I take for my party?

Ah, the question of the ages. That really depends on what you want. If you want great flame spells, try Kerkhof, Kynes or Poe. Kerkhof and Kynes are great for two-handed attacks as well. If you need a healer, Chuck is the way to go, and as a bonus, as you level him up he gets great attack techs. For brute force, Dice is a great choice, since the Trekkieslayer is the single most powerful sword in the game.

I think I'll go with Kerkhof and Chuck. Kerkhof cause he's one of my fav characters and a good fighter, Chuck because of the healing.


And I stole Dice's sword. Ha!

[Dalton]

I think I'll go with Kerkhof and Chuck. Kerkhof cause he's one of my fav characters and a good fighter, Chuck because of the healing.

Good selection.

And I stole Dice's sword. Ha!

Too bad only Dice can use it

[Raptor 597]

I ask again what are the Controls?

[Faram]

I ask again what are the Controls?

Read the FAQ

Q. What are the main operating keys?
A. Movement of hero Up: [up arrow] [K] [8-number pad]
Movement of hero Down: [down arrow] [J] [2-number pad]
Movement of hero Left: [left arrow] [H] [4-number pad]
Movement of hero Right: [right arrow] [L] [6-number pad]
Talk, Select, Decision key: [Space] [Z] [Enter] Cancellation key: [Esc] [X] [C] [V] [N] [0-Ins-number pad]

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

I think I'll go with Kerkhof and Chuck. Kerkhof cause he's one of my fav characters and a good fighter, Chuck because of the healing.

Good selection.

Wong replaces Dalton right?

And I stole Dice's sword. Ha!

Too bad only Dice can use it

Bah, the super hammer thingie is better anyways.

[Dalton]

Wong replaces Dalton right?

Yes.

Bah, the super hammer thingie is better anyways.

I think the Titan Spear is stronger than that.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Wong replaces Dalton right?

Yes.

Stripping him down and selling the junk.

Bah, the super hammer thingie is better anyways.

I think the Titan Spear is stronger than that.

It costs 20 000. You need like a hundred battles with trekkies to get that!

[Dalton]

Stripping him down and selling the junk.

It's too bad. I really am the best character

It costs 20 000. You need like a hundred battles with trekkies to get that!

Cost of quality!

[phongn]

Bah. It needs mallets.

[XaLEv]

What did the guy in the Teeffen tavern mean when he said whatever it was about the waterfall?

[Dalton]

What did the guy in the Teeffen tavern mean when he said whatever it was about the waterfall?

You'll find out later when you get your mission from Wong.

[XaLEv]

What did the guy in the Teeffen tavern mean when he said whatever it was about the waterfall?

You'll find out later when you get your mission from Wong.

So he was talking about Young, then? I had wondered if that's what he meant, but I seem to remember him saying 'behind the waterfall' and Young's house is above it. (I've already beaten the game.)