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Re: I want a Trump rooster

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I saw a few of them scattered around uni today.

The Trump roosters are spreading it seems.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Apparently they are available on Taobao. About $150 AUD for an inflatable 2 metre tall behemoth. Unfortunately since its approaching Chinese new year, they aren't going to ship. But I am so getting one to put in my house. I not only mock the Donald, I also celebrate Chinese new year at the same time.
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You, sir, are my hero.

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Well, you have to admit, the man is a giant cock. Somebody had to say it. I'll be here all week. :D

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Correction: the man wants everyone to believe he has a giant cock.
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Raw Shark wrote:Well, you have to admit, the man is a giant cock. Somebody had to say it. I'll be here all week. :D
Khaat wrote:Correction: the man wants everyone to believe he has a giant cock.
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I have a giant cock and am also a cock. Fucking Chinese zodiac set my destiny.
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Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.
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The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.
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The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.
Well, Merry X-Mas - that's what it's actually called.

I'm a snake, myself. Speaking of destiny.

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Raw Shark wrote:
The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.
Well, Merry X-Mas - that's what it's actually called.

I'm a snake, myself. Speaking of destiny.
Yeah, but what is your Chinese zodiac sign? :P
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The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.
Wrong "C" word. You got the number of letters and general area of the body right, just the wrong gender. :P
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I just wish (probably futilely) that it is the Year of the Cock, and not the Four Years of the Cock or, God help us, the Eight Years of the Cock (or, worst case scenario, the Presidency for Life of the Cock).

Fingers crossed for that impeachment! :D
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Someone purchased this and inflated it near the white house



I bet you it was made in China. Maybe Trump will finally declare that trade war to stop China "raping the US" on trade.
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An inflatable version of the "Year of the Rooster" rooster from Taiyuan?
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/29/world ... tatue.html
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... r#p4005846
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Raw Shark wrote: 2016-12-30 01:53pm Oh, man.The next four years are going to be... What means more than a shit show? I'm not even sure. But that's it.
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