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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Gandalf » 2017-01-23 07:15am

I saw a few of them scattered around uni today.

The Trump roosters are spreading it seems.
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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby mr friendly guy » 2017-01-24 03:52am

Apparently they are available on Taobao. About $150 AUD for an inflatable 2 metre tall behemoth. Unfortunately since its approaching Chinese new year, they aren't going to ship. But I am so getting one to put in my house. I not only mock the Donald, I also celebrate Chinese new year at the same time.
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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-01-24 04:59am

You, sir, are my hero.

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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-01-27 07:10am

Well, you have to admit, the man is a giant cock. Somebody had to say it. I'll be here all week. :D

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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Khaat » 2017-01-27 10:09am

Correction: the man wants everyone to believe he has a giant cock.
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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Thanas » 2017-01-27 10:24am

Raw Shark wrote:Well, you have to admit, the man is a giant cock. Somebody had to say it. I'll be here all week. :D


Khaat wrote:Correction: the man wants everyone to believe he has a giant cock.


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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Flagg » 2017-01-27 04:30pm

I have a giant cock and am also a cock. Fucking Chinese zodiac set my destiny.
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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby The Romulan Republic » 2017-01-27 06:21pm

Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.
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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby aerius » 2017-01-27 07:50pm

The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.


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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-01-27 08:36pm

The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.


Well, Merry X-Mas - that's what it's actually called.

I'm a snake, myself. Speaking of destiny.

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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Flagg » 2017-01-31 05:58pm

Raw Shark wrote:
The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.


Well, Merry X-Mas - that's what it's actually called.

I'm a snake, myself. Speaking of destiny.

Yeah, but what is your Chinese zodiac sign? :P
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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby Flagg » 2017-02-01 08:07pm

The Romulan Republic wrote:Yes, if we called this the Year of the Cock, it would be entirely too apt.

Wrong "C" word. You got the number of letters and general area of the body right, just the wrong gender. :P
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Re: I want a Trump rooster

Postby The Romulan Republic » 2017-02-01 10:19pm

I just wish (probably futilely) that it is the Year of the Cock, and not the Four Years of the Cock or, God help us, the Eight Years of the Cock (or, worst case scenario, the Presidency for Life of the Cock).

Fingers crossed for that impeachment! :D
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