MORE Conversations From the Professional Front Lines

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Re: MORE Conversations From the Professional Front Lines

Post by aerius » 2018-03-28 01:42pm

Co-worker: it says inflate to 8 bar, how much is that?
Me: 800 kilopascals
CW: No, psi, how much is that in psi?
Me: Canada is a metric country, we don't do retard units
CW: fuck you, just tell me what it is in psi!
Me: sorry man, we don't speak stupid around here
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-03-28 02:58pm

Is there a gauge, or is your co-worker incapable of reading it?
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Re: MORE Conversations From the Professional Front Lines

Post by aerius » 2018-03-28 05:26pm

The gauge is in psi but the label is in bars. Yeah, I know, real helpful there. I'm old enough that I still use the Imperial system and can do the conversions, but we're a metric country damnit!
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

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Re: MORE Conversations From the Professional Front Lines

Post by Napoleon the Clown » 2018-03-28 08:18pm

Is this dude not aware that Google can do the conversion for him?
Eventually I'll get an image back in here.

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Re: MORE Conversations From the Professional Front Lines

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-03-28 08:21pm

aerius wrote:
2018-03-28 05:26pm
The gauge is in psi but the label is in bars. Yeah, I know, real helpful there. I'm old enough that I still use the Imperial system and can do the conversions, but we're a metric country damnit!
But why should you? That coworker's gonna have to do the job on his own, isn't he? Then he can Google the conversion on his own(with one of those smart phone thingies people can't even go to the shitter without), and not bother you.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

"The Constitution's a piece of paper. A kick in the head is a jolt."
—Stanley "Ray" Kowalski
"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty."
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Re: MORE Conversations From the Professional Front Lines

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-03-28 08:23pm

116.03 psi, on the remote chance he's both literate and lurking here.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

"The Constitution's a piece of paper. A kick in the head is a jolt."
—Stanley "Ray" Kowalski
"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty."
---NRA motto

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Re: MORE Conversations From the Professional Front Lines

Post by Lagmonster » 2018-03-29 01:45pm

Yelled down the hall: "YOU CAN'T STICK THAT IN A RABBIT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

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Post by InsaneTD » 2018-03-30 02:57am

Probably for the best you don't...

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Post by Raw Shark » 2018-04-18 06:01am

CO-WORKER: You're working too hard, man! Slow that shit down.

ME: I'm sorry, what?

CO-WORKER: We want to keep this contract for the rest of the week!

ME: Wow. I'm going to have to adjust my paradigm here.

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