New job, so I have new Conversations to report!
My Boss comes out, tells me I'm cut because there's no Lunch Rush
I thank him, sign out, and ask the cooks to make me a burger & fries as my free meal.
A minute later My Boss comes back. "Uh... let's make this a 30min break instead. I honestly thought it was 1p, not 11:30."
After my 30min break, there was no lunch rush, so he let me go anyway.
We have real whipped cream, which we keep in a bucket on ice on the line. We have real butter, and we keep a small scoop in a container of hot water on the line, not far from the ice bucket.
"Who put the Whipped Cream in the Butter Water!?!"
yes, someone switched the whipped cream and the butter scoop. Wasted a whole tube of whipped cream for a joke.
Customer comes in, looking for wife.
I let him look for her, and he can't find her.
So I ask if he wants to wait, and he shakes his head "Nope, this is IHOP. She's at Cracker Barrel."
Librium Arcana, Where Gamers Play!
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet