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New and glad to be.

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Hello everyone, great to be on this site. i stumbled her a few months ago and just finally joined. love the Star Wars VS Star Trek forum. I'm a big SW Fan and love seeing the discussions. truthfully i want to get into fan fiction, either reading it or writing it. if anyone would be as so kind to point me to the cross over SW/ST stories, ill take both good and bad, in fact i have a good laugh on the bad.
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You're glad now, you won't be for long.
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Whose bringing the goat, chocolate syrup, and party hats this time?
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I got the greased midget and the cheesegrater, not sure about the rest.

Seriously though, welcome to our little hive of scum and villainy :P
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Broomstick wrote:Whose bringing the goat, chocolate syrup, and party hats this time?
I've got the goat and the syrup, but you would not believe how hard it is to find party hats this time of year. Especially when I can't reach things on the top shelf with this damn plunger arm. I tried exterminating the shelves to make the hats fall down and, well, that's why my town's Tescos burned down.
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Blood for the blood gods!!

Sorry, what I really meant to say is hi, your liver looks delicious.
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>sigh< I'll get the party hats again.

And the gagh had better still be alive this time!
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Don't panic, we have an ointment that soothes the burning sensation for afterwards.

Dibs NOT having to mop up though ;)
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aerius wrote:Blood for the blood gods!!

Sorry, what I really meant to say is hi, your liver looks delicious.
I've got some Chianti for that.
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Ok guys. Confess!
WHO HAS HIDDEN THE NEWBIE PADDLE?
Just put it back where it should be and there will be no questions asked.
(Unless you'd like to brag, then go ahead!)
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LaCroix wrote:Ok guys. Confess!
WHO HAS HIDDEN THE NEWBIE PADDLE?
Oh, terribly sorry, I thought it was a cricket bat.
Unfortunately it broke during the match, once again, terribly sorry about that...
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Did anyone remember to bring the ill-tempered opossums?

Anyway, welcome New Person. We're really very nice, so long as you don't say anything stupid.
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My question is: will I stick to the chocolate syrup?
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Broomstick wrote:Whose bringing the goat, chocolate syrup, and party hats this time?
I've got the second two covered, but the goat ran away. I was using its tether rope for... other things.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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J wrote:
LaCroix wrote:Ok guys. Confess!
WHO HAS HIDDEN THE NEWBIE PADDLE?
Oh, terribly sorry, I thought it was a cricket bat.
Unfortunately it broke during the match, once again, terribly sorry about that...
And you thought the spikes were for added grip?
It took me weeks to forge all of them, and make them adequately rusty while still sharp... *grumble*
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Spikes? Well, that wasn't me then, the one I borrowed didn't have spikes on it.
Hopefully we can get this mystery sorted out...
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