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General Zod wrote:Can we start a petition to stone everybody that wears mixed fabrics? I want to see what kind of traction that would get.
If he can start this one, I'm willing to bet you could...
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What about people who eat shellfish, or farmers growing hybrid crops?
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dragon wrote:How the hell is this not inciting violence and advocating murder.
He's an asshole, but he's not inciting "imminent lawless action". It's not imminent - laws can take months to pass - and it's not lawless - he's going through the proper channels to try to turn his fucked up worldview into reality.

It is essential that we have the right to petition the government to change the law, and the appropriate response to someone asking for a bad change is to refuse, not to throw the book at them just for asking.
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dragon wrote:How the hell is this not inciting violence and advocating murder.
Presumably the same way that 2002's chorus of "Invade Iraq" wasn't either of those things.

It's petitioning the government to exercise its biopower over the societal other.
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Shame he actually defined sodomy as gay sex. If not we could pull the old switcheroo of 'sodomy actually means inhospitality, asshole'
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loomer wrote:Shame he actually defined sodomy as gay sex. If not we could pull the old switcheroo of 'sodomy actually means inhospitality, asshole'
Technically, sodomy has meant "oral or anal sex" for a millenium or so. That's why I laugh so much at anti-sodomy measures. For example, in Virginia, it was illegal to receive a blowjob until 2014, under their crimes against nature law.
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This thread is so retarded. If there was any chance of this passing, then for the past 20 years Phelps demonstrations would have been attended by tens of thousands of supporters chanting God Hates Fags. The mere fact this hasn't happened a single time is sufficient proof that there's no risk at all and all this does is put the "gentleman" in question under surveillance by the FBI.
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Terralthra wrote:
loomer wrote:Shame he actually defined sodomy as gay sex. If not we could pull the old switcheroo of 'sodomy actually means inhospitality, asshole'
Technically, sodomy has meant "oral or anal sex" for a millenium or so. That's why I laugh so much at anti-sodomy measures. For example, in Virginia, it was illegal to receive a blowjob until 2014, under their crimes against nature law.
Yes, but that's not what the biblical Crime of Sodom was.
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This is stupid. This will go nowhere and we will never hear about this again by next week.
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This guy has cost the government plenty with his other unconstitutional petitions.
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What stunned me the most was this was in California. If this had been launched in, say, Mississippi or my own state of Arkansas, I would have sighed, chalked it up to some religious nutter being stupid, and while I knew there would be a little traction, it still wouldn't go anywhere. The fact this was in California just shows nutters are everywhere and someone really needs to take a good long look at what he's doing with his life.

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California has more people than the entire country of Canada. It shocks you that there's a wacko?
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California is pretty much a snapshot of the entire country. We don't see the backwater because we're busy being pissed at Ferguson and they're only making local noise, if any.
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General Zod wrote:Can we start a petition to stone everybody that wears mixed fabrics? I want to see what kind of traction that would get.
What about homosexuals who also wear mixed fabrics? Surely they are doubly abominable - guilty of sodomy and wearing cotton with a polyester blend. Kill them all, I say!
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We don't see the backwater
Drive up the 395 through the Owens Valley. You'll see it.
What about homosexuals who also wear mixed fabrics? Surely they are doubly abominable
Two negatives make a positive. If you're gay, you're going to hell. if you're gay and you wear mixed fabrics, you're ok.
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