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Make a Request of a Musical Master (RAR)

Postby Crossroads Inc. » 2012-10-28 08:32am

You get a ticket for a one time meeting with a Musical Master living or dead Any time perior, any artist. Beethoven, Bach, Brahms, Armstrong, Lennon... Anyone you can think of.

You may summon them and request them to creat one song for you. You can ask to remake some existing work and turn it into something of their style, or to make some work from scratch.

Who would you pick? And what music would you have created?
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Re: Make a Request of a Musical Master (RAR)

Postby Zablorg » 2012-10-29 06:09am

my music master is the german Johann Sebastian Bach (a 'music meister' as it were)

i commission him to compose a piece to entrance batman and the rest of the super-friends
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Re: Make a Request of a Musical Master (RAR)

Postby Esquire » 2012-10-30 10:21am

Can I ask Mozart to finish his Requiem?
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Re: Make a Request of a Musical Master (RAR)

Postby The Grim Squeaker » 2012-10-30 11:25am

Assuming retroactive time travel, I'd be tempted to have Wagner, or any other virulently antisemitic great german or Austrian composer compose something along the lines of "Greatness of the Jews". Just to piss off WW2 Germany or Antisemites :P.
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Re: Make a Request of a Musical Master (RAR)

Postby Alerik the Fortunate » 2012-10-31 12:06pm

I would probably commission Basil Poledouris to compose an epic theme for bottle washing and diaper changing.
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Re: Make a Request of a Musical Master (RAR)

Postby Gandalf » 2012-10-31 06:13pm

I have Wagner do the music for a Batman movie.
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Re: Make a Request of a Musical Master (RAR)

Postby The Yosemite Bear » 2012-11-12 12:19am

Robert Johnson to make a song about Xenu and Scientology just to fuck with the celebes, and the people who think he sold his soul to play the bnlues....

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