I wanted to make your death as pleasurable as possible': Lawyer claims 38DD girlfriend tried to smother him to death with her breasts
A BUXOM woman has been accused of trying to kill her lawyer boyfriend with her 38DD breasts.
Franziska, 33 from Germany, who weighs nine stone is accused of 'attempted manslaughter with a weapon' after her 13-stone boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him with her breasts and pretend it was a sex game.
She denies the claim saying it was a sex game and he knew what it was all about.
Tim Schmidt told the German court that although they had had a difficult relationship, until then everything in the bedroom had been normal.
"The incident happened in May – we were having sex," he said.
"She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force.
"I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die."
He said that with his last reserves of strength he had managed to extricate himself from the woman's vice-like grip and fled naked to a neighbour and demanded he called the police.
Mr Schmidt said when they met four years ago, the couple had been completely in love.
He said: "Everything was great between us – and I would have done everything for her. But it started to go wrong when I got my first job as a lawyer and we moved to Unna.
"She could not hold down a job and just had one part-time job after the other. And the better my career went – the worst it seemed to be for her.’
He said Franziska tried to kill him after learning he was planning to leave her.
"It is clear she wanted to kill me," he said. "She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: "Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible."
Any chance we could get a look at the potential murder weapon?
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Man, what's up with Germany? They got cannibals, nymphos who kidnap men and try to fuck them to death, and now this.
I wonder what's next, attempted murder by stuffing a cock down someone's throat?
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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