Blast from the past- Brendan Fraiser leaves his family bomb shelter to learn that the U.S was never nuked by the soviets, but something far wore.

There is a single memorable line from that movie and I cannot say it.

Eastenders. Can the walking dead make Walford any more depressingly grimdark?

Family Guy: Zombies have overrun Quahog and only Peter's magical flashback abilities can save all mankind!

Grendel
every night the zombies infesting the opera hall get jacked by a lone survivor until zombie beowulf shows up

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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin

House
Patient comes in with no readable life signs, but still moving around. They administer some random treatment, patient starts running around eating the staff.

Leave it to beaver
It would probably turn out like Fido: the Series.

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Captain of the MFS Pyro Technic - Carpe Cervisia

Heal man!! Heal like a televangelist in dire need of donations!! - Overheard on vent during a pull gone wrong

It's so bad it wraps back around to awesome then back to bad again, then back to halfway between awesome and bad. Like if ed wood directed a godzilla movie - Duckie

WWE Wrestling.....

So you're saying you want the zombies to starve to death?

Hell on Wheels.

Zombie Plague breaks out amoungst the railroad workers, assumed to be work of Indian medicine men. US Army decides to attack Indians instead of actual zombie threat.

Dexter, and now his dark passenger gets to really cut loose without any reprocussions....

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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin

I was more thinking either
A) Zombies go after the wrestlers and eat them.

B) The Undertake and Kane create a new wrestling stable full of 'Zombies' and other undead followers, and beat the tar out of the main eventers and mid-carders.