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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Col. Crackpot » 2012-11-05 09:47pm

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Col. Crackpot wrote: This toolbag will never give Payton the kind of control he would want. Bill Parcells was the only coach who had any sort of real power in Dallas since Jerry made himself GM for life. And only because, well... Bill fucking Parcells.


Jerry runs in cycles. When the team sucks he'll bring in a real coach and allow him to coach the team. That is, until the team becomes good again -at which point he'll get rid of the coach and bring in a stooge who obeys Jerry's orders, no matter how idiotic.


I don't know. He's getting old. I think he may be one or two bad seasons away from going full on Al Davis.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby GuppyShark » 2012-11-06 01:01am


EDIT: Especially as that was his second-best game of the season, statistically. Instead of coughing the ball up a half dozen times, his two risky throws were either dropped or negated by penalty.

I think my favorite part of this column is Aaron Rodger's rage every time Russel Wilson pipes up.

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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Guardsman Bass » 2012-11-06 01:46am

I enjoyed that game, even if the Saints occasionally appeared to decide that, fuck it, they weren't going to play defense anymore. Vick just got hammered, particularly in the first quarter - what is that guy made of?

EDIT: Damn it, why do I always forget to watch the Cowboys games when they're on network TV in my area? By all accounts, watching Romo is rather entertaining.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Flagg » 2012-11-08 05:09pm

Looks like Chucky may be going to the Eagles. With his success rate with over the hill QB's, I wonder if he can polish that turd Vick enough to get him another SB ring? That's assuming Vick outlasts Reid.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-09 01:19am

Saw this on NFL.com. Maybe the Raiders can pick her up. :D
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Postby Falkenhayn » 2012-11-11 04:43pm

500 yards of offense and 31 points against New England. Who could lose, you ask. But you know the answer.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Flagg » 2012-11-11 06:28pm

The Bungles beat the Giants. How the fuck did this happen?
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-11 06:38pm

The Bangles are pretty good and the Giants are inconsistent.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Flagg » 2012-11-11 07:04pm

Man I'd feel bad for Elfdart if it hadn't been Tampa that raped the Chargers. I was wrong about Schiano, I guess.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-11 07:21pm

Well, I don't think the Chargers were going to win the Superbowl this year, so if they made the playoffs, they would have lost but Norv and Smith would have survived one more year. At least this way, Norv is almost assuredly gone and possibly Smith.

Oh and maybe Rivers :lol:
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-11 07:39pm

You've got to be kidding me.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-11 07:40pm

WOW! What a fucking break.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-11 07:51pm

UGH!
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-11 08:14pm

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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Elfdart » 2012-11-11 11:39pm

What a kick in the balls this season has turned out to be! :banghead:

Used to be, I'd sport a woody at the news that someone had just run up the score on the Raiders but thanks to AJ, Norv and Marmalard I can't even gloat properly.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Flagg » 2012-11-12 01:27am

A Tie? I hate ties.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-12 01:47am

Man... ties suck. The lack of the win could hurt, but the lack of the loss could help. Gah.

And fuck. Going against the Bears without Smith is going to be rough. Kaepernick is definitely talented and I really like his arm more than Smith's and obviously his speed, but he is still the backup. The plus side, Cutler may not play either.

If this match-up ends up Kaepernick Vs Cambell it would be a weird look at what the Bay Area would have been had Jason hadn't been injured and Alex had faltered last year.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Terralthra » 2012-11-12 04:12am

Well, here the Steelers go on Monday night vs. the 1-7 KC Chiefs. Let's see how my home team manages to embarrass itself this week.

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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Tsyroc » 2012-11-12 10:58am



That was good and I like Wilson showing up right at the end.

I also liked the stuff with the coaches.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-12 04:41pm

"Shut your communion wafer hole" :lol:
Belichick getting in that las "LOL" is markably appropriate feeling.

I do have to admit, the cleverness has been lost and replaced by just dick and fart insults too much.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-12 10:35pm

Only in the fucking NFL, a TEAM SPORT, are individual celebrations allowed and group celebrations penalized. So fucking stupid.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Havok » 2012-11-12 11:48pm

Fucking Chiefs.
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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Guardsman Bass » 2012-11-12 11:56pm

Havok wrote:"Shut your communion wafer hole" :lol:
Belichick getting in that las "LOL" is markably appropriate feeling.

I do have to admit, the cleverness has been lost and replaced by just dick and fart insults too much.


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Re: NFL 2012

Postby Terralthra » 2012-11-13 12:04am

Can't fucking believe they had to go to overtime to put away the Chiefs, for fuck's sake. It's the CHIEFS.

Sigh. At least they won.


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