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They are 5-2... hardly done.
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Geezuz, the Raiders are playing just gawd awful.
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Havok wrote:They are 5-2... hardly done.
Seriousely, they have a better record than the Cheatriots IIRC.
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Havok wrote:Geezuz, the Raiders are playing just gawd awful.
Losing to Jackoffville, too. Pathetic.
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What?! Effective halftime adjustments? A touchdown?
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Yeah, it's almost like someone knows what they are doing. Meanwhile I'm stuck watching Sanchez prolong his suffering against the Cheatriots.
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Sanchez. LOL
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Well, it's raining brimstone throughout Bills Nation. Let's dedicate ourselves to genuinely sucking, like 3-13 clusterfuck awful, so we can land in the Top 5. Bump the janitors at the Ralph up a few rungs and we'll be good to go.
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Watching Roethlisberger shit the bed currently. It's great.
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You can always trust the Bungles to throw away every victory. Not taking away from the Steelers comeback, but the Bengals sure loved handing it to them. Let me count the three-and-outs...
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Fucking Bengals.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:And stick a fork in Baltimore, they are done.
If we are done, what does that make you? Salty and done for getting beaten by us? Double salty and done for still having a worse record than we do?
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I laughed so much I think I bruised rib.
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"Yeah, but you kept whispering, 'Imma finish you later, my little veal cutlet.' "
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Is it wrong that I like that Suh referred to Cutler as "Va-Jay-Jay"? :D
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So the Bucs are up by 17. Let's see how badly they lose by...
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Wow, they won. Suck it me from 3 hours ago!
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The Bucs actually won? Jesus.
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Flagg wrote:Wow, they won. Suck it me from 3 hours ago!
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From just reading the box score, it looks like they stomped ass.
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Havok wrote:
Flagg wrote:Wow, they won. Suck it me from 3 hours ago!
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From just reading the box score, it looks like they stomped ass.
All I know is that Doug Martin got me 40.4 fantasy points, and Percy Harvin got my wife a measly 17. Fortunately, I know better than to count eggs before I put them all in a basket, so I won't gloat in front of her. Yet. :D
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Havok wrote:
Flagg wrote:Wow, they won. Suck it me from 3 hours ago!
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From just reading the box score, it looks like they stomped ass.
They did. I was shocked. Though the 2 fumbles tha5t led to scores is what did it. I was terrified when Allen got his ass beat and then went on a sackhappy rampage after that fight, though. It was about the time in the game when the Bucs lose their shit and get creamed.
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So lemme ask, because I can't fucking remember... why the hell are you a Yucks fan when you live in Washington... and the Seagulls are actually getting good?
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Because I lived in Florida for like 22 years before moving here and have been a Bucs fan since right before they changed out of their horrible old uniforms. And I'm not a fairweather fan.
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