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Dalton wrote:
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Dalton wrote:That would be old age setting in, Rob. I'll have to get Lee to keep an eye on you ;)
But he's older than me. :shock: It would be "The Senile leading the Senile" there. :lol:
Damn man, I have GOT to get you a live-in nurse.
Young, nubile and pert, with a short uniform and tight top? Wow, it suddenly pays to be senile... now if I could only remember what I'm supposed to do with her. :P
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Frank Hipper wrote:George Carlin, just to pick one as being the best. But there are so many good ones out there.

Jim Breuer looking appropiately stoned for the senile Mr. Wilson. :D
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nope, definitely don't know him. But on the matter of Comedians I forgot to list there's : Dave Allen, Rory Bremner, Harry Hill, Henry Rollins, Chris Rock (Richard Pryor lite) and Jo Brand (her early tv and stand-up).
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Frank Hipper wrote:George Carlin, just to pick one as being the best. But there are so many good ones out there.

Jim Breuer looking appropiately stoned for the senile Mr. Wilson. :D
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That's funny. I was just listening to Breuer's 'Party in your stomach' routine again the other night at a friends place. Laughed my ass off.
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Rob Wilson wrote:Young, nubile and pert, with a short uniform and tight top? Wow, it suddenly pays to be senile... now if I could only remember what I'm supposed to do with her. :P
Bertha might have been nubile twenty years ago, but now I think she's more of an angry sadist with more wrinkles than a wet prune.
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I like Robin Williams, Jon Stewart, and Conan O'Brien. I haven't seen much of the others.
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Chris Rock, George Carlin, Eddie Griffin, and, believe it or not, Robin Williams. He's funny as hell when he's not doing kids stuff.
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:What's your favorite comedian? Mine has to be Billy Connolly...but who is yours?
:: looks at time :: Would this have anything to do with our MSN convo last night?

Anyway, Mike Harding's fantastic...
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CmdrSweevo wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:What's your favorite comedian? Mine has to be Billy Connolly...but who is yours?
:: looks at time :: Would this have anything to do with our MSN convo last night?

Anyway, Mike Harding's fantastic...
He did the music for DangerMouse you know. :D
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Rob Wilson wrote:
CmdrSweevo wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:What's your favorite comedian? Mine has to be Billy Connolly...but who is yours?
:: looks at time :: Would this have anything to do with our MSN convo last night?

Anyway, Mike Harding's fantastic...
He did the music for DangerMouse you know. :D
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
CmdrSweevo wrote:
Anyway, Mike Harding's fantastic...
He did the music for DangerMouse you know. :D
DANGERMOUSE ROCKS.

To quote the toy my little bro got me for x-mas

''DANGERMOUSE, THE WORLDS GREATEST SECRET AGENT!"
Just for you (as you probably missed the thread the first time), go here for the written lyrics for the End titles, and then three posts further down you'll find a little downloadable present as well. Enjoy. :D
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
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Rob Wilson wrote:
CmdrSweevo wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:What's your favorite comedian? Mine has to be Billy Connolly...but who is yours?
:: looks at time :: Would this have anything to do with our MSN convo last night?

Anyway, Mike Harding's fantastic...
He did the music for DangerMouse you know. :D
Yeah, someone (probably Unbeareded) told me. I had no idea. Duckula too, apparently :)
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Rob Wilson wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: He did the music for DangerMouse you know. :D
DANGERMOUSE ROCKS.

To quote the toy my little bro got me for x-mas

''DANGERMOUSE, THE WORLDS GREATEST SECRET AGENT!"
Just for you (as you probably missed the thread the first time), go here for the written lyrics for the End titles, and then three posts further down you'll find a little downloadable present as well. Enjoy. :D
Quite simply - :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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CmdrSweevo wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
CmdrSweevo wrote:
Anyway, Mike Harding's fantastic...
He did the music for DangerMouse you know. :D
Yeah, someone (probably Unbeareded) told me. I had no idea. Duckula too, apparently :)
One of the things I remember about him, was he used to do jokes about political correctness in the 70's/80's before the term even existed! Damn but I wish I could remember the Horlicks joke properly. That and his songs of course (For some reason I have an Image of Napolean in Yorkshire :? ).

Lastly a bit of sound advice from Mike (if i can remember it properly):
When plagued with Encyclopedia Salesmen, simply invite them in, offer to make them a cuppa and quietlynip out the back door. Then go to a Phonebox, call the Police and tell them you're being burgled and the culprit is still in the house. :twisted:
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Rob Wilson wrote:
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LOL I haven't heard that one. Most of his stuff I've heard came from the One Man Show and Mrs Harding's Kid albums.
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LOL, just seen a load of Rowan Atkinsons stuff for Comic Relief....very very very funny stuff. Especially his Indian Waiter and Devil sketches. Not to mention the bears that go sha-la-la-la-la! :D :D Great stuff! :D
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CmdrSweevo wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
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I think it was from the Anarchists handbook, I have it here somewhere but can't find it. It also has the PC version of the Horlicks joke, which I can't remeber the full words to. :(
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:LOL, just seen a load of Rowan Atkinsons stuff for Comic Relief....very very very funny stuff. Especially his Indian Waiter and Devil sketches. Not to mention the bears that go sha-la-la-la-la! :D :D Great stuff! :D
His Indian Waiter and Devil are actually from 'The Secret Policeman's Ball' and 'The Secret Policeman's other ball'. Did they show them on Comic Relief on Friday? I missed it, as i was out with friends.
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Rob Wilson wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:LOL, just seen a load of Rowan Atkinsons stuff for Comic Relief....very very very funny stuff. Especially his Indian Waiter and Devil sketches. Not to mention the bears that go sha-la-la-la-la! :D :D Great stuff! :D
His Indian Waiter and Devil are actually from 'The Secret Policeman's Ball' and 'The Secret Policeman's other ball'. Did they show them on Comic Relief on Friday? I missed it, as i was out with friends.
Yeah they did. Was great stuff. Thanks for the names, I'm gonna look out for them.
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