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...it's a 'proper' one because by God, everybody knows that real people celebrate Christmas today, on the 24th. So, to all you ladies and gents and sundry anthropomorphic personifications, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

God Jul allihopa! Hugs and surströmming all around!

*throws confetti*

Yep, since the sun has already set, Christmas has begun over here.

Frohe Weihnachten!

Skgoa wrote:Yep, since the sun has already set, Christmas has begun over here.

Frohe Weihnachten!

Frohe Weihnachten und viele Geschenke für euch alle.

Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!

Ghost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!

In related news

we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.

Merry Christmas to all of you, and to your families, however you celebrate this time of year.

May next year find you and yours content and healthy, and may blessings be upon you.

Eleas wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!

In related news

we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.

Damn it! No...oh wait, guess we'll have to annex Mexico for their real sugar variety. Stupid paper work.

And you can have Santa. The fat man is always giving me coal. Just because I asked for one universal destroying device one time in college...

So if you can fill that order, then I say Merry Christmas

MERII KURISUMASU! Watashiwa nandesko, domo arigato mister Roboto! Hai! Fishu-sticksu, toyota mitsubishi banzai! KUSO! KIYAAAA!

Hope all yours suck less than mine is going to.

Hope it doesn't.

Mine so far was fairly good. Got some stuff, even from Dad whom I've actually got my present a month ago. It was just some chocolate and books, but still nice of him.

Eleas wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!

In related news

we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.

See, Santa's coke is ok, but the real bomb blow comes from my boy Carlos down in Mobile. Straight from the hills of Colombia like a latino Narco-Claus, man. Santa's still peddling that bunk ass Mexican blow, it just ain't the same, yo.

Eleas wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!

In related news

we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.

The North Pole? But Santa lives on Greenland, and it's been Danish all along.
Though the Americans did give him a paint job…

Anyway
Merry Christmas to the lot of you.

Mr. Coffee wrote:See, Santa's coke is ok, but the real bomb blow comes from my boy Carlos down in Mobile. Straight from the hills of Colombia like a latino Narco-Claus, man. Santa's still peddling that bunk ass Mexican blow, it just ain't the same, yo.

Sorry, dude, I gotta call BS. Look it's cool, understand that I ain't talking shit about your homie Carlos, but one visit to the Fat Man and some of his "special snow" it'll blow your mind, man; it'll be elves and flying reindeer and shit you wouldn't believe.

Eleas wrote:

Mr. Coffee wrote:See, Santa's coke is ok, but the real bomb blow comes from my boy Carlos down in Mobile. Straight from the hills of Colombia like a latino Narco-Claus, man. Santa's still peddling that bunk ass Mexican blow, it just ain't the same, yo.

Sorry, dude, I gotta call BS. Look it's cool, understand that I ain't talking shit about your homie Carlos, but one visit to the Fat Man and some of his "special snow" it'll blow your mind, man; it'll be elves and flying reindeer and shit you wouldn't believe.

Been there, done that. Hell, I even snorted a line of Mrs. Claus' tits once. Now, I'm not saying Santa's booger suger ain't good. All I'm saying is while Santa's blow will have you seeing elves and reindeer and shit, Calrlos' stuff will have you elbow deep in some Vegas showgirl's ass working her face like she was a 5'2" 105Lbs flesh muppet before you can say "ho ho ho, where my money at".

Just sayin'...

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and may the world be a better place the same time next year. Also, those wishing for a white Christmas are free to take the snow from Minnesota; we have more then enough.

Eleas wrote:Sorry, dude, I gotta call BS. Look it's cool, understand that I ain't talking shit about your homie Carlos, but one visit to the Fat Man and some of his "special snow" it'll blow your mind, man; it'll be elves and flying reindeer and shit you wouldn't believe.

Yo, lab test verified, fat boy puts mephedrone in his blow. That's why it's so "special".

Last night was a pretty good, proper christmas. Lots of family, lots of food and ofcourse one has to watch donald ducks christmas on the telly.

Here's a snapshot of the appetizer, so much pickled and smoked fish, and me who don't like fish, tried it all though! The main meal consisted of the traditional & proper grey salted (oven baked, not boiled!) christmas ham, carrot & rutabaga casseroles, etc, etc. Oh and schnaps too!



Then later on Santa and I believe an apprentice Santa came and visited us to hand out gifts, all the way from Korvatunturi (santa doesn't live on the north pole fyi):

Christmas day is more or less over now. Smashed the traditional cold meat lunch and managed to polish off half a pavlova afterwards. It's not bad for you if you eat it on christmas day, after all.

We don't really do "traditional" christmas food. This year we had venison and chestnut casserole, it was gorgeous.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to heartily recommend a French Christmas dinner - probably the best meal I've had. Should you find yourselves in France over the holidays, get yourselves invited to somebodie's house.

In other news, Merry Christmas, everyone! Or Happy Holidays, if you prefer.

I've been telling everyone "Merry Newtonmass"

I helped my mom with dinner: Baked steak & gravy, mashed potatoes, corn and beans. Pumpkin pie and Mom's Raw Apple Spice Cake for dessert.

The ride home put me to sleep.

Eleas wrote:God Jul allihopa! Hugs and surströmming all around!

*throws confetti*

*throws up*

Next you'll be offering the exhumed salmon (why can't we let the deceased fish rest in peace?). I'll just have the meatballs and ham, please.

Dooey Jo wrote:

Eleas wrote:God Jul allihopa! Hugs and surströmming all around!

*throws confetti*

*throws up*

Next you'll be offering the exhumed salmon (why can't we let the deceased fish rest in peace?). I'll just have the meatballs and ham, please.

Oh, I'd never eat the wretched thing myself, of course. All the more reason to display unstinting generosity toward others, surely?