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El Moose Monstero wrote:My cat won't obey me and I've tried everything. Can you command her, Riker?

Commander Data, I told you that next time I saw spot outside of your quarters she'd be airlocked. Do I need to airlock spot?

Commander Riker, what does it take to create the aura of smug, manly authority that you have?

Commander Riker, what ever happened to Picard's lionfish?

Zixinus wrote:Commander Riker, what does it take to create the aura of smug, manly authority that you have?

Rest your foot on something.

Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, what ever happened to Picard's lionfish?

I may or may not have persuaded Spot to take care of that problem.

Commander Riker, why watch holonovels of Duchess rather than, you know, something interesting?

Commander Riker, why in the heck did you agree to partake in the Enterprise series finale?

Also, what are your thoughts on the nBSG series finale?

Commander Riker, why did you crap over Thunderbirds so bad?!

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about the nudist colony that's rumored to exist aboard the Enterprise?

Commander Riker, is it true that when you took command of the USS Titan the only credential you required for your bridge crew was "Bitches Only?"

Commander Riker, Do you think Lwaxanna Troi is MILF material?

Jason L. Miles wrote:Commander Riker, why watch holonovels of Duchess rather than, you know, something interesting?

I just play back chapter 21, the best chapter.

RogueIce wrote:Commander Riker, why in the heck did you agree to partake in the Enterprise series finale?

Also, what are your thoughts on the nBSG series finale?

They paid me in cake.

On a serious note (well not really) I did jump in and rate the nBSG finale a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it.

Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, why did you crap over Thunderbirds so bad?!

Did you even see it? It was asking for it.

PeZook wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about the nudist colony that's rumored to exist aboard the Enterprise?

Sooooooo many wrinkles...

Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that when you took command of the USS Titan the only credential you required for your bridge crew was "Bitches Only?"

Hell yeah.

Stravo wrote:Commander Riker, Do you think Lwaxanna Troi is MILF material?

When you're on Betazed, age ain't nothin' but a number.

Commander Riker, does your beard go out with Worf's floppy hair on some evenings?

Commander Riker, how would you react if I told you that your ships intercoms have been programmed to blast Justin Bieber music at all times?

Commander Riker, what do you do to keep trim and fit?

Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, does your beard go out with Worf's floppy hair on some evenings?

You want to ask me that again?

The Vortex Empire wrote:Commander Riker, how would you react if I told you that your ships intercoms have been programmed to blast Justin Bieber music at all times?

TURN THAT UP! YEAAHHHHH!

The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, what do you do to keep trim and fit?

Holodeck exercises.

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pegging, and do you find it to be pleasurable?

Commander Riker, why do you keep pulling down your tunic every time you stand up?

Commander Riker, what is your opinion of the state of the US economy?

Instant Sunrise wrote:

The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, what do you do to keep trim and fit?

Holodeck exercises.

So what can I, a man stuck in the early 21st century, do?

Commander Riker, what are your thoughs on the 2009 reboot of Star Trek and it's implications?

Commander Riker, who did you vote for in the last US presidential election?

J wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pegging, and do you find it to be pleasurable?

Not my fetish, but hey.

Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, why do you keep pulling down your tunic every time you stand up?

Because Baldy.

The Vortex Empire wrote:Commander Riker, what is your opinion of the state of the US economy?

N: Needs Improvement

The Spartan wrote:So what can I, a man stuck in the early 21st century, do?

Grow a pair.

OmegaChief wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughs on the 2009 reboot of Star Trek and it's implications?

I liked the part where things blew up. And then I got to play a trombone.

Temujin wrote:Commander Riker, who did you vote for in the last US presidential election?

I wrote myself in.

Commander Riker, what should I do if the condom breaks?

The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, what should I do if the condom breaks?

Slip her some nutmeg for the next few weeks. Just to be sure.

Instant Sunrise wrote:On a serious note (well not really) I did jump in and rate the nBSG finale a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it.

Well played, Commander. Well played.

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Commander Riker, which movie Batman do you prefer (out of these options):

Adam West
Michael Keaton
Val Kilmer
George Clooney
Christian Bale

And why?

Also: did you enjoy the movie Speed Racer?